So, Bitcoin’s having a rough time, huh? Poor guy. Meanwhile, Solana and XRP are over here sipping champagne and high-fiving institutional investors. 🥂 It’s not about hype or memes-these guys are the real deal, apparently. Or so Wall Street thinks. 🤷♂️
As recorded in the parchment of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, this acquisition was no mere transaction but a calculated pilgrimage toward portfolio harmony. The filing, dated with the precision of a chronometer, reveals a philosophical commitment: VIGI now constitutes 3.25% of SWAN’s reportable assets, a fraction derived from the $246.64 million in 13F AUM as of September’s twilight. Yet behind these numbers lies a deeper truth-the ceaseless human struggle to divine the future through the entrails of quarterly reports and dividend yields.
As the year comes to a close, the Nasdaq has managed a 20% gain, while our beloved digital gold hovers in the green with a paltry 3%. Clearly, Bitcoin is in no rush to celebrate.
Troluce’s NuScale stake is now a sad, empty slot in their portfolio. Meanwhile, their new BFFs? Fluor, Capital One, and DuPont. Because nothing says “growth investing” like dating mature industrial stocks while your nuclear-powered gamble goes MIA. (Spoiler: It’s a thing.)
As the market’s mood swings like a pendulum, Bitcoin’s derivatives market has turned into a bloodbath, according to CoinGlass. 🩸
The question on everyone’s lips, darlings, is whether this is the moment to swoop in and snatch up the digital darlings of the financial world, or if we’re all just tilting at windmills. 🏰 After all, as the divine Warren Buffett once quipped, “Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful.” But let’s face it, darlings, we’re all a bit greedy, aren’t we? 💎
00 UTC today, Strategy moved 43,415 BTC worth $4.26B to over 100 different addresses.
The esteemed firm of No Street GP LP, in a filing most politely submitted to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, disclosed their reduction in the shares of Chart Industries (GTLS +0.01%). This diminution, amounting to 565,000 shares, left them with a modest 375,000 shares, valued at £75.1 million by quarter’s end. Their interest, one observes, constituted precisely 11.4% of their AUM-a figure that, while not ostentatious, speaks volumes of their discerning allocation.
Binance, that mischievous scamp of the financial world, has finally decided to play nice with BlackRock’s USD Institutional Digital Liquidity Fund (BUIDL). 🏦✨ Now, institutions can use it as off-exchange collateral, all while keeping their assets cozy with custodians. It’s like a square dance between Wall Street and Crypto Alley-everyone’s spinning, but nobody’s stepping on toes (yet).
The fund’s latest maneuver, revealed in an SEC filing, was less a triumph than a gamble. Darling, a company that once promised to turn waste into wealth, now resembles a factory where the machinery creaks and the workers shuffle in silence. The fund’s stake-4.6% of its $1.5 billion portfolio-was a calculated risk, a bet that the market’s appetite for “sustainable” ventures might yet revive the corpse of a struggling industrial giant.