Of Oil, Dividends, and the Peculiarities of Fortune

Vitesse Energy, you see, is a most curious creature. It does not dig, not precisely. It does not pump, not with its own hands. It is, rather, a collector of scraps, a gatherer of orphaned wells in the Bakken region. Imagine a man who does not cultivate a garden, but instead wanders the fields, picking up fallen apples – a perfectly respectable occupation, certainly, but hardly one to inspire grand pronouncements of agricultural prowess. They boast of owning interests in over 7,600 wells, a number so vast it becomes almost meaningless. It’s like counting the grains of sand on a beach – an exercise in futility, and one that leaves you covered in grit. They call it diversification; I call it a desperate attempt to appear busy. Chord Energy, Devon Energy, and Continental Resources – these are the true gardeners, while Vitesse is merely the scavenger, picking over their leavings.








