Once again, Cardano’s ADA has succumbed to the merciless pull of gravity, plummeting more than 10% over a single day. Perhaps even the gods of crypto are tired of our antics, or perhaps the market simply decided to have a little fun at our expense. 😅
Crypto exchange-traded funds (ETFs) remain a major focus in the digital asset market as Bloomberg ETF analyst Eric Balchunas shared on social media platform X on Dec. 11, highlighting the scale of active crypto exchange-traded product (ETP) registrations. His post centered on the growing number of filings and the competitive landscape forming around them.
XRP isn’t the only crypto sulking today-the entire economy’s teetering below $3T, down 2.85% 📉. Our favorite digital token lost 3.5% vs. the dollar, diving below $2.00 with the grace of a penguin on rollerblades 🐧🛼. Resistance zones? More like resistance zones of heartbreak between $2.05-$2.10. The 1-hour chart? A bloodbath in red, because apparently, traders have a “$2.00 allergy” 💸.
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Binance (BNB), you’re facing more downside pressure than a Brooks movie budget. 💸 Every time you try to break through that 200-day moving average, it’s like hitting a brick wall-or a Brooks script: hilarious but unyielding. 😆 With the market structure weaker than a joke about airline food, you’re looking at a corrective rotation that’ll make your investors say, “What’s up with that?!” 🤷♂️
Bitcoin Treasuries says companies are treating crypto like a buffet-grab a little BTC, a sprinkle of ETH, and gasp even XRP. Why? Because nothing says “long-term strategy” like buying the dip while your stock price does a swan dive 📉🦆. Bonus points if you can say “unrealized losses” without crying.
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Meanwhile, the market’s behaving like a confused hedgehog-hot and cold, up and down, totally range-bound with all the grace of a headless chicken. XRP, sitting proudly at $2.01 (a big “meh” of a loss), is stuck in its long, dull trapeze act between $1.90 and $3.60. Multiple attempts to break the $2.10 barrier? Fail! It’s like trying to open a stuck jam jar-frustrating and ultimately fruitless.
Filecoin, that once-promising storage protocol, fell 7.3% in the past 24 hours-a descent into the abyss. From $1.48 to $1.38, it tumbled, as decentralized physical infrastructure tokens led a sector-wide liquidation. A massacre, if you will, but without the dignity. 🪦💨
In a world where the dust of traditional finance settles on the parched fields of blockchain, Coinbase has rolled out its latest contraption-native Solana DEX trading. 🌾✨ Like a migrant worker chasing the promise of a better harvest, users can now trade SOL-based tokens directly on-chain, their pockets jingling with USDC settlements. No more middlemen, no more custodial chains-just the open road of decentralized networks stretching out like a California highway.
