When MaxLinear Met the Market’s Exit Door

by

According to a SEC filing that arrived like a tax audit in the mail, Weybosset fully divested its MaxLinear stake. The math checks out: 205,893 shares at the quarter’s average price equals roughly $3.3 million. Poof. Gone. The fund’s portfolio now reads like a “before” photo in a financial magazine, minus the 1.1% chunk previously devoted to a company that’s underperformed the S&P 500 by 25 percentage points. That’s like betting on a thoroughbred and getting a carousel horse that’s lost its paint.

BigBear.ai: A Millionaire’s Mirage?

by

Indeed, it is a favored choice among AI enthusiasts, though one might question whether it serves as a passport to riches or a ticket to disillusionment. The prospect of becoming a millionaire through its shares is as plausible as a parrot reciting Shakespeare-entertaining, but improbable.

BTC’s Midlife Crisis: $91K or Bust? 🚨📉

by

On the daily chart, bitcoin is channeling its inner “overachiever who burns out.” A surge to $94,792? Cute. But that $94K-$95K resistance zone? Cold shoulder served with extra chill. Those red candles with high volume? Probably institutional players whispering, “We’re out, thanks for the memories.”

RAIN’s KuCoin Party: 🌧️ or Just a Sprinkle? 🤑💨

by

Turns out, the breakout was as fleeting as a one-night stand. On-chain activity and momentum data are now side-eyeing the whole situation like, “Girl, please. That was just a fling.” 💔 What looked like sustained demand was more of a short-lived momentum burst-basically, crypto’s version of a summer fling. ☀️💨

Silver Soars 150%: Binance’s New Bet on the ‘Grey’ Future 🏦💰

by

The new silver contract, that most cunning of financial instruments, shall permit traders to take leveraged positions on the price of silver without the bother of owning the physical metal or grappling with an expiry date. According to Binance’s proclamation, the product shall offer leverage of up to 50x-a feat that would make even the most ambitious stockbroker blush. 📉