Solana ETFs, which began trading on October 28, have now attracted over $155 million in total inflows within the first three days, according to data from FarsideInvestors. Bitwise’s BSOL leads the market with $152.5 million, while Grayscale’s GSOL controls roughly $2.2 million worth of SOL at press time. 💸
Get this: Altcoin dominance is so oversold it’s basically begging for a comeback. Crypto analyst Javon Marks (or is it a pseudonym for an AI in a lab coat?) says it’s the first time in recorded history that these exclusive altcoin parties are so unpopular. Marks insists that the OTHERS.D chart-think of it as a less-talked-about cousin of the regular market cap graph-is super emo, showing its lowest market share ever. We’re talking about a chart that’s gone all dark and moody since 2021.
The fund’s retreat from Amkor, a 3.5% reduction in reportable AUM, now leaves it with a stake of 177,265 shares, worth $5.03 million. A modest sum, yet one that still commands 0.79% of the fund’s assets-a figure that, in the grand tapestry of finance, is neither thread nor tapestry.
Wedson’s hot take is based on a “simple but powerful observation”-which is just a fancy way of saying he noticed a pattern. According to him, the same statistical tango that made Bitcoin moon in 2017 and 2021 is happening again. The model, which analyzes moving averages like a Wall Street astrologer, claims the current rally is just getting warmed up. 🌡️
The leading Cardano network, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of bearish sentiment, has witnessed a meteoric rise in its adjusted on-chain volume. A recent report, as if penned by a prophet of the digital age, reveals this astonishing growth. Even as ADA tumbles to the $0.60 mark, the network’s resilience is as unyielding as the Kremlin walls. 🏰📈
On October 30, 2025, Elevation Capital Advisory executed what can only be described as a full retreat from ONEQ. The filing with the SEC revealed a complete liquidation of their position, leaving the fund with zero shares. For context, ONEQ had previously been 3.57% of their AUM. Now? A bold, if slightly panicked, zero. One wonders if they’re rebalancing or simply reacting to the market’s latest performance review.
Stellar, ever the eager suitor, joins the Chainlink Scale program, integrating Chainlink’s key solutions with a fervor that borders on the poetic. A press release, that modern-day herald, proclaims this alliance to the world. 📜
Tether’s Q3 2025 attestation confirms over $10 billion in year-to-date profit. The detailed report indicates a record exposure to U.S Treasuries. In particular, this massive investment amounted to $135 billion in total value. Therefore, Tether is now truly known as one of the most profitable private businesses in the world. Furthermore, excess reserves successfully maintain a strong financial buffer of $6.8 billion.
As asset tokenization picks up momentum across real estate, debt, and treasuries, one segment remains largely untapped: equity. Still, despite its complexity, this market has significant potential, especially in the private equity space. Or, as Gogol might say, “A land of endless possibilities, if only the paperwork weren’t so absurd.” 📜