Kafkaesque Sale of IIPR: Koa Wealth’s Cold Exit

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In a filing dated October 28, 2025, to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, Koa Wealth Management, LLC solemnly announced the complete liquidation of its stake in Innovative Industrial Properties. The shares, once firmly held in the fund’s portfolio, were dispensed with in an action that bore the hallmarks of finality. At the close of Q3 2025, the fund held not a single share of the company. A stark zero. And with this, the name of Innovative Industrial Properties fades into the distant past of financial history, leaving no trace of its former 3.0% share in the fund’s Assets Under Management (AUM).

Floki Crypto: Will It Bounce or Flop? 🤑💔

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According to some X-tra smart analysts (yes, that’s Twitter, but let’s pretend it’s fancy), Floki’s FLOKI/USDT pair is clinging to $0.00007000 like a millennial to their avocado toast. 🥑💸 There’s a green zone (no, not the eco-friendly kind) marking it as a “buy zone,” thanks to the 0.5 Fibonacci retracement at $0.00006843. Resistance? Oh, it’s chilling at $0.00007800-$0.00008000, because even crypto needs personal space. 🧘♂️

Solana ETF Debut: BSOL Pulls $69.5M in Net Inflows on First Day

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So what’s the big deal with BSOL? It’s the first-ever U.S. exchange-traded product (ETP) to give you 100% direct exposure to spot Solana (SOL). For those of you not keeping track, that’s fancy talk for: “Hey, if you want in on Solana, this is your golden ticket.” The fund pulled in a jaw-dropping $69.5 million in net inflows on its very first day. 😱 Yes, you read that right-$69.5 MILLION. Maybe it’s time to get into crypto, folks.

Bitcoin to $20M? Saylor’s Wild Ride 🤑🚀

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In a recent CNBC appearance, the Strategy founder-a man who’s bet his entire farm (and then some) on Bitcoin-declared with the confidence of a riverboat gambler that Bitcoin is destined to hit $150,000 by the end of 2025. And that, my friends, is just the appetizer. For the main course, he’s serving up a prediction that’ll make your wallet weep with envy: $20 million per coin over the next two decades. 🤑🚀

Whales Favor Solana: A Most Amusing Turn of Events!

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As revealed by the ever-watchful on-chain data analytics platform known as Lookonchain, our whale investor, identified only by the most mysterious address, 0xc2a3, hath recently tilted his affections toward Solana. Indeed, he hath divested his holdings in Bitcoin and Ethereum just a mere day after augmenting his Bitcoin longs to a staggering sum of 2,186.34 BTC. Ah, the dramatic flair!

South Korea’s KRW1 Stablecoin Shocks the Financial World: A Game-Changer?

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Ah, the sweet scent of progress! BDACS, the so-called “prominent” South Korean company, has once again partnered with Circle, the blockchain giant, to bring its pride and joy-KRW1-to the world. This is no mere crypto gimmick, folks. No, no. KRW1, which once debuted timidly on the Avalanche network, now seeks to extend its reach to global heights. You can almost hear the applause-don’t you just love it when things fall into place?

Thames Capital Bets on Hut 8’s Digital Gold Rush

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The portfolio reveals familiar constellations: GEV, VRT, and RKT orbit closely, their gravitational pull steady. Yet Hut 8’s trajectory merits attention. Shares closed at $49.80 on October 27, having surged 189% year-over-year-a sprint outpacing the S&P 500 by two hundred whispered promises. The company’s balance sheet bears the peculiar arithmetic of the digital age: $162.38 million in revenue accompanied by a net income of $331.88 million, as if prosperity here is mined not from earth, but from the volatile strata of cryptocurrency itself.

🚨 XRP to the Rescue: Will Crypto Save America’s Wallet? 🍾

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Enter The Real Remi Relief, a man who’s either a prophet or really good at using emojis. 🦸♂️ He claims XRP at $1,000 is “peanuts” compared to the U.S. national debt of $37.8 trillion. Let’s all pause to appreciate the sheer audacity of calling a $1,000 crypto price “peanuts.” Meanwhile, the average American is over here struggling to afford a 2025 toaster. 🍞