AI & Acquisitions: A Rather Sensible Portfolio

Artificial intelligence, darling. It’s simply everywhere, isn’t it? The market is positively giddy, and one rather suspects a good deal of the enthusiasm is based on hope and a distinct lack of proper scrutiny. Still, one must play the game. Let’s examine two ventures that appear, at a cursory glance, to be rather less… speculative than most. One can’t expect miracles, naturally, but a sensible return is always desirable.

Broadcom: The Chip Chap

The infrastructure supporting this AI craze is, predictably, becoming quite the battleground. Broadcom (AVGO 4.11%) seems to be positioning itself rather cleverly. While Nvidia continues to enjoy a moment in the sun – a rather garish one, if you ask me – a growing number of those who actually own the data centers – the hyperscalers, as they’re called – are beginning to eye alternatives. Especially when it comes to inference, which is, essentially, the cost of having these machines actually answer questions. It adds up, you know.

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The secret, you see, is custom chips – ASICs, or application-specific integrated circuits. Unlike these versatile but ultimately rather clumsy GPUs, ASICs are built for a single purpose. They perform that purpose with a singular efficiency, and, crucially, consume less energy. Broadcom, it appears, is something of a master of this art, providing the building blocks for others’ designs. A rather useful position to be in, wouldn’t you agree?

They’ve already had a considerable success with Alphabet’s Tensor Processing Units – a most profitable arrangement, I gather. And others are turning to them for similar services. They’re projecting over $100 billion in AI ASIC sales by 2027 – a rather optimistic figure, perhaps, but one can’t fault ambition. That’s more than 1.5 times their revenue from 2025. And, to add to the charm, they also have a thriving data center networking business and a solid software division courtesy of VMware. All in all, a rather promising prospect. A little less frenzied than most, which is always a relief.

Meta Platforms: The Social Set

Meta Platforms (META 3.77%) has, rather cleverly, been applying AI to its core business. Their revenue climbed a respectable 24% last quarter, and they’re predicting further acceleration. One suspects a good deal of this is due to a rather astute understanding of what people actually want to see. Or, at least, what they can be persuaded to look at.

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Their recommendation engine, improved by AI, is proving remarkably effective at keeping users glued to their apps – a considerable achievement, given the competition for attention. And their AI-powered tools are assisting advertisers in crafting more effective campaigns. The result? More ads, longer viewing times, and, naturally, higher prices. A rather predictable outcome, really.

They also have a couple of under-monetized assets – WhatsApp and Threads. They’re only just beginning to tap into their potential. Which suggests the growth story is far from over. It’s a solid buy at current levels, wouldn’t you say? One always appreciates a venture with a little something left up its sleeve.

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2026-03-15 23:02