Trading volume was a rather robust 56.6 million shares, about 50% above the three-month average. Which, when you think about it, is a lot of shares changing hands. Vale itself has been around since 2002 – a mere blink in geological time, but a decent run for a publicly traded company – and has, since its IPO, grown by a rather impressive 607%. It’s enough to make one ponder the sheer scale of the global iron ore market. Truly.
The question, as it invariably does present itself, is whether the company’s continued prosperity is entirely dependent upon a single, exceptional mind. One might venture to suggest that such reliance, while flattering to the departed leader, is scarcely conducive to lasting stability. It remains to be seen if Mr. Abel will prove a suitable successor, capable of maintaining both the financial health and the distinctive character of Berkshire Hathaway.
The trading volume was…enthusiastic. Eighty-point-eight million shares traded, which, as far as I can tell, is a lot. It’s like everyone suddenly realized they were participating in a real-life version of Monopoly, only with potentially devastating consequences. Transocean has been around since 1993, which is practically ancient in stock market years. And it’s down 61% since then. That’s…a choice. A bold one. My uncle would have loved it.
One must acknowledge the inherent folly in predicting the future with certainty. The market, like a restless sea, is governed by tides of sentiment, fear, and greed. Yet, a discerning eye can discern patterns, and a thoughtful mind can assess the relative strengths of those who navigate these waters. The following observations are offered not as pronouncements of fate, but as reasoned assessments of the landscape as it appears today.
For years, banks have relied on this FICO score thing. It’s like a credit personality test, deciding if you’re worthy of a loan. Very judgmental. Upstart thinks it’s a bit… simplistic. Which is putting it mildly. They’ve built this algorithm, this digital brain, that looks at 2,500 data points. Two. Thousand. Five. Honestly, it sounds exhausting just thinking about it. It’s supposed to be better at figuring out if someone will actually pay you back. Which, let’s face it, is the whole point of lending.
Apparently, Elliott Investment Management took a rather large interest – over 10%, which, in the world of high finance, is like turning up to a party and buying the entire bar. They’re launching what they call an “activist campaign.” Which, translated from corporate speak, means they’re going to shake things up. Which, translated from my perspective, means volatility. And I’m already bracing myself.
The trading volume reached 55.4 million shares, a figure that suggests a rather frantic shuffling of papers and panicked whispers. It’s a surge, you see, some 43% above the usual three-month average of 38.7 million. One wonders if the clerks responsible for tallying these numbers have developed a nervous twitch. Rivian, you will recall, emerged blinking into the public markets in 2021, and has since experienced a decline of 84%. A rather precipitous fall, wouldn’t you agree? Like a nobleman stripped of his estate, or a samovar without water.
The recent uptick – a 15.2% ascension from Friday afternoon to Tuesday – is, of course, subject to the usual caveats. Whether this is a genuine blossoming or merely a transient spasm remains to be seen. I suspect, however, that Pepe’s trajectory will continue to mirror the broader market’s capricious whims. It’s a puppet dancing on the strings of collective sentiment, and its movements, while amusing to observe, are rarely driven by anything so substantial as intrinsic value.
Before the market even had a chance to fully wake up and ponder the existential dread of being a market, Valaris announced a delay in releasing its fourth-quarter results. A reschedule to this Thursday, February 19th, to be precise. The planned conference call, that vital ritual of corporate reassurance, has been cancelled. (One imagines the executives collectively deciding that explaining things would simply be… inconvenient.) Now, delays happen. Especially when one company is about to be absorbed into another. It’s a bit like a particularly meticulous amoeba preparing to engulf a slightly smaller amoeba – things rarely proceed on schedule.
Trading volume hit 57.9 million shares. That’s nearly 19% above average, meaning a lot of people are either very optimistic or very bored. It’s been a wild ride since 1980, with a 205494% increase. Which, honestly, feels less like investing and more like winning the lottery repeatedly. Someone should probably check the fine print.