Right. So, the SPDR Gold ETF (GLD 1.29%). It’s…complicated. Honestly, all this investing feels like trying to assemble IKEA furniture with instructions written in hieroglyphics. It started so simply. The idea was brilliant, really: a way for normal people – i.e., me – to own gold without having to, you know, actually own gold. No vaults required. No worrying about security. Just…shares. It felt so grown-up, so responsible. It was revolutionary, apparently. Disrupted the coin dealer market. Which, let’s be honest, always seemed a bit…Pirates of the Caribbean.
And lately, it’s been doing rather well. Gold’s gone above $5,000 an ounce. Which is…a lot. I checked my account. It’s…better. Not life-changing, but enough to justify another oat latte. This is the second part of a series for the Voyager Portfolio, and I’m starting to suspect that ‘portfolio’ is just a fancy word for ‘collection of anxieties’. It hasn’t been a straight line upwards, though. Far from it. There have been periods where it’s just…sat there. Like a very expensive paperweight.
What a Year Does To a Person (and a Fund)
The thing about ETF investors is we’re all terrible. We only notice things when they’re already going up. It’s like a flock of seagulls descending on a dropped chip. Over the past year, GLD jumped 73%. Three years? An average of 39% annual return. Five years? A respectable 24%. I’m starting to feel…optimistic. Which is deeply unsettling. It feels…unearned. But look back a bit further, and things get wobbly. Between 2018 and 2022, there were three losing years. Before that? Boom and bust. It’s exhausting. Like a very long, slightly sparkly rollercoaster.
Still, going all the way back to 2004, it’s done alright. An average of 11.85% per year. Gold itself did 12.3%. Not bad. Not bad at all. Though there’s a 0.40% expense ratio, of course. They have to make money somehow. It’s the circle of finance. Or, more accurately, the slightly predatory spiral of finance.
The Shrinking Gold Standard (of My Shares)
Here’s the slightly depressing bit. Apparently, one share of GLD doesn’t actually represent one-tenth of an ounce of gold anymore. Who knew? They have to pay for storage, insurance, management…all the things that gold, being a lump of metal, doesn’t. So, they sell off a tiny bit of gold regularly to cover the costs. It’s like a slow drip of precious metal vanishing into the ether. The current ratio is 0.0918827 ounces per share. It’s…subtle. But it adds up. Which means, even with gold at $5,000, shares closed the week closer to $460. It’s a bit like paying for a gym membership and then only going twice. You’re paying for the idea of progress, not the actual thing.
What Next? (And Will I Have a Nervous Breakdown?)
So, that’s GLD. A slightly complicated, occasionally rewarding, and consistently anxiety-inducing investment. Hopefully, you have a better understanding of it now. As for me, I’m trying to remain calm. I’m also compiling a list of potential escape routes. And researching the cost of alpaca farms. It’s for… diversification. This concludes the second part of the series for the Voyager Portfolio. The final article will cover what the analysts think. I suspect they’ll tell me to ‘stay the course’. Which is precisely what I’m trying not to do.
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