And here’s the kicker: this bill is also in line with President Trump’s master plan to make America the “crypto capital of the world.” Because, of course, nothing says economic progress like a bit of Bitcoin. 💸
The hype train has left the station, with MONAD’s value soaring higher than your cousin’s Instagram follower count. All because of FOMO, transactions, and the good ol’ market desire to be first in line for something shiny.
MANILA, Philippines – After two days of what can only be described as a mix between a tech fair, a high-stakes poker game, and a community picnic, the YGG Play Summit 2025 wrapped up in Bonifacio Global City (BGC), Manila. The event was a delightful cocktail of creator antics, town hall mumbo jumbo, and game showcases that seem to suggest the Web3 gaming sector isn’t just a cute experiment – it’s growing up. Think of it as the gaming equivalent of a teenager suddenly knowing how to cook, but with more blockchain and fewer tantrums.
The big shots-analysts-are staring at $85K and $88K, as if those numbers are the secret sauce. One more step, and it’s either going up to $93K, like it’s chasing some crazy dream, or sliding down to $75K, like it’s had enough and just wants to sit in the corner. Classic crypto drama. 🎭
According to a filing submitted to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) on Nov. 14, 2025, Mane Global Capital sold its entire stake in Shake Shack during the third quarter. The transaction, a quiet storm of numbers, involved a reduction of 570,507 shares, with the position’s estimated value change totaling $80.21 million for the quarter. The silence of the market, usually a cacophony of whispers, seemed to hold its breath as the shares slipped away.
This here firm, Santiment, a right smart bunch when it comes to pokin’ around on the ‘chain, they’ve noticed somethin’ peculiar. They keep track of how much Bitcoin different folks are holdin’ – a fella with a single coin, a whole mess of ’em, you name it. They call it “Supply Distribution,” and it’s a fancy way of sayin’ who owns the darn thing.
On November 6, 2025, the SEC’s scroll revealed Impax’s hand: 890,040 shares acquired, swelling their holding to 1,588,950, valued at $197.15 million. A sum so vast, one imagines the quill trembled as it inked the digits, as though confessing to a midlife crisis of capital.
The token, now worth less than a loaf of bread, quivers under market pressure. Its price slumps 2% today, a spectacle for the gullible. Market watchers, with eyes like owls, spy a falling wedge-proof that even the stars conspire against it! 🦉
In this grand pas de deux, the bank has enlisted the services of PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC), those purveyors of prudence, and the Stellar Development Foundation, the custodians of this digital realm. Together, they waltz toward a future where “institutions have arrived,” as the Stellar Foundation so eloquently proclaimed on Tuesday. Bravo! 👏
Seconds, they claim. Cross-border payments in seconds. Two to three days reduced to a blink. As if the banks aren’t quite enjoying their leisurely pace of transfer. This speed, this… efficiency! It apparently allows one to see where one’s money is. A novel concept, really. 🧐 And fewer fees, naturally. Because intermediaries are so terribly modest about their commissions. Bless their hearts.
