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Mr. Schwartz, in a most convivial discussion on X space, was joined by esteemed colleagues such as Mayukha Vadari and the enigmatic Bias Goose, among others. The discourse, titled “Programmability on XRPL,” was as spirited as a country dance, with each participant contributing their own unique steps to the conversation. 🕑💃

Yes, gold. That shiny, ancient relic of value, which Tether now hoards with the fervor of a dragon guarding its treasure. 🏰 Recent whispers from the Financial Times reveal that Tether has become the largest non-central bank holder of gold, amassing over 120 tons of the stuff. Imagine the vaults! The sheer weight of it all! One might wonder if they’re planning to build a golden fortress to fend off the volatility of their own creation. 🏰💰

While the trading floor quivers with the sort of anxiety usually reserved for a debutante’s first ball, the sagacious analysts at CryptoQuant, led by the enigmatic Darkfrost, remain unruffled. They view this exodus not as a harbinger of doom, but as a positive trend, akin to a society hostess approving of her guests’ punctuality. Most withdrawals, it seems, are not destined for the gallows of selling, but for the safety of long-term custody. 🛡️

Lo, the sagacious OxMakeSense, ever the prophet of crypto’s whims, has unveiled a roadmap for HYPE to ascend to $50, a price that glimmers like a distant star. Yet, one cannot help but chuckle at the audacity of such predictions, for what is cryptocurrency if not a theater of delusions and desperate gambles? The analyst speaks of “untouched liquidity,” as though the market were a virgin forest, ripe for conquest.

Arcane financial wizards at Ark have been buying crypto-linked stocks like they’re discount socks at a warehouse sale. Trade filings reveal they’ve been splurging on Block, Circle, and Coinbase, which is either a masterstroke or a very expensive hobby. Either way, it’s entertaining. 🎭

Crypto exchange Binance announced on Nov. 26 that it played sidekick to the European Union Agency for Law Enforcement Cooperation (Europol’s way cooler alias) and the European Union Intellectual Property Office in “Cyber Patrol” – which sounds less like a crime-fighting operation and more like a rejected Netflix teen drama.

In the past 24 hours, PI has shot up more than 10-12%, possibly giving some traders premature hope-they’re probably already planning their victory dance. The price briefly brushed against the upper limits of its boring little consolidation range, which, honestly, has been more stubborn than a mule. Meanwhile, trading volumes across big exchanges are climbing, and a good chunk of tokens are leaving wallets-presumably for “safer” places or maybe just into the void of despair, who knows? The $0.25-$0.28 zone is like that unshakable relative at every family gathering-a persistent resistance point that won’t easily give up its grip. If PI convincingly closes above this range, it might finally turn into support, signaling that a move toward the holy grail of $0.30 could be imminent. Can our hopes survive another attempt? Some say yes; some say you shouldn’t hold your breath. 😅

According to the sagacious weekly scribbles from Glassnode (who clearly have a crystal ball hidden behind those charts), the recent market rollercoaster has caused even the stoniest traders to dust off their options strategies. Options-those clever contracts that give you the right (not the obligation, mind you) to buy or sell Bitcoin at a pre-decided price-are now the hot ticket in town. Think of it as betting on the future, only with less crystal ball and more gambling chips.

Enter Crypto Patel, the man who’s seen more trendlines than actual trends, announcing that SOL has bounced off $130 like it remembered it left its dignity there. Apparently, this level isn’t just any number-it’s a magic confluence: horizontal support, rising trendline, ancient tribal markings from the Mayans (I may have made that last one up). But sure, let’s treat it like gospel.