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Now, VIG prances lightly with fees so low they’d make a penny-pinching goblin weep (just 0.05%!), while NOBL lumbers along with a 0.35% toll collector’s grin. But don’t let NOBL’s sluggishness fool you – this turtle pays its gardeners (ahem, shareholders) a plumper 2.04% snack compared to VIG’s 1.59% trifle.

This divestment, though modest in proportion (3.7% of the original holding), is not a mere arithmetic exercise. It is a reflection, perhaps, of the recursive algorithms that govern both stock prices and the human mind. The remaining 5.7% weighting in Hood River’s portfolio-a figure that hovers like a shadow in the margins-suggests a lingering fascination with the company’s digital infrastructure, its labyrinths of data centers and GPU-powered computations. One might imagine the fund’s managers as cartographers mapping a shifting terrain where AI and HPC workloads intersect, their maps perpetually redrawn by the whims of the market.

The day’s dance was choreographed by the erratic pulse of Venezuela’s oil market, where the tides turned swiftly, embracing the prelude of an oilfield-services renaissance. Investors stood vigil, their eyes fixed on the horizon, awaiting SLB’s upcoming revelations that would hint at the spending whims of 2026.

The firm reported ownership of 135,360 shares, representing an estimated $6.88 million position as of September 30, according to a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission dated November 13.

According to the sacred scrolls of the SEC, our guild’s ledger now shows a 475,844-share reduction in QYLD during the fourth quarter. The value of this alchemical exchange-$8.28 million-was calculated using the quarterly average price, a method as precise as a blindfolded squirrel tossing acorns into a well.² ² Or, as the Unseen University of Coders might say, “a guess with confidence and a spreadsheet.”