According to the solemn pronouncements of The Office of the Maine Attorney General, this calamity has befallen us. Names, social security numbers, addresses (both of the snail mail and electronic variety), health records, dates of birth, and even driver’s licences-all laid bare like a debutante at her first ball. How utterly ghastly! 🕵️♂️
This stake, representing 1.05% of Informed Momentum’s $872.25 million in reportable U.S. equity assets, now ranks as the fund’s fifth-largest holding. The top five? A rogues’ gallery of NASDAQ tickers-CRDO, KTOS, STRL, PRIM-each parading as if their 1.1% of AUM were the crown jewels of reason.
In his latest Substack post, Hayes declared that the Bitcoin price will quickly reclaim $124,000 and rally towards $200,000 next year as the market equates the Fed’s Reserve Management Purchases (RMP) to quantitative easing (QE). The crypto founder expects the Fed’s RMP to inject significant liquidity into the market next year, sparking a parabolic BTC rally. 🧠📈
SOXL, a pure-play on semiconductors, binds itself to the silicon veins of progress, amplifying the tremors of a single industry. TQQQ, by contrast, spreads its bets across the Nasdaq-100’s sprawling dominion, a mosaic of tech and consumer giants. Yet both are shackled by the same mechanism: daily leverage resets, a system that compounds losses like a relentless arithmetic of despair. In their existence lies the paradox of modern finance-a pursuit of growth that thrives on volatility yet is blind to its own fragility.
A five-year symphony of innovation, the Cardano Vision research program, a veritable orchestra of 34 long-term research streams, conducts its operatic performance across nine thematic areas, including the avant-garde realm of interchains. 🎼
The company generates revenue through the provision of uranium fuel and contractual engagements, notably exemplified by its recent demonstration of high-assay, low-enriched uranium (HALEU) for the Department of Energy (DOE).
BYDFi, dear reader, is a global cryptocurrency trading platform that doth combine the functionality of a centralized exchange with the on-chain market visibility of its MoonX engine. Since its launch in 2020, it hath striven to create a streamlined and accessible trading experience for users across the globe. Today, BYDFi serves more than one million users in 190+ countries, offering a wide array of trading and onboarding options, including spot markets, perpetual futures, copy trading, and fiat-based crypto purchases. 🌍💼
As 2026 looms, it is prudent to inspect one’s portfolio with the scrutiny of a man checking his pockets before a revolution. While strategies vary like the weather, one maneuver stands out: the art of not panicking when the market behaves like a capricious lover.
Both of these funds are the heavyweights of the ETF arena-liquid, large, and, dare I say, quite popular among investors. IVV is the steady hand, giving you access to a wide swath of the U.S. economy, while QQQ is like that friend who’s always talking about the latest gadget, focused on the hottest technology stocks. Here’s how they stack up in terms of costs, performance, risk, and what’s inside their respective portfolios.
And it doesn’t stop there. They reckon people will be shuffling around nearly half a trillion dollars worth of ‘tokenized assets’, which sounds suspiciously like turning perfectly good things into digital gewgaws. Meanwhile, something called ‘confidential DeFi’ (sounds like a spy agency for your finances 🕵️♀️) will be worth over ten billion. All this as the grown-ups – i.e., the people with the serious money – start poking around in the crypto world.