
Palantir, you see, launched his Artificial Intelligence Platform (AIP) in April 2023 with the air of a man who’d just discovered that his monocle could also serve as a magnifying glass for spotting opportunities. The results? A rather impressive waltz of numbers: revenue leapt 44% in the first half of 2025 to $1.89 billion, while net income more than doubled, like a well-brewed tea growing stronger with each steep. By contrast, in 2023, the same period had yielded a modest 15% growth. “A dashedly clever bit of code, what!” one might exclaim, though one suspects the real magic lies in the 140% surge in new orders during Q2-$2.3 billion worth, enough to make even the most stoic investor’s eyes widen.