Binance’s Billion-Dollar Oopsie: Fired Whistleblowers, Crypto Chaos, and Iranian Tea Parties

According to Fortune’s deep dive into Binance’s internal documents (which I assume were hidden behind a velvet rope in a folder labeled “Oops”), members of the compliance team noticed something peculiar: entities linked to Iran were throwing a $1 billion party between March 2024 and August 2025. And no, they weren’t just buying Persian rugs. These transactions, conducted via the Tron blockchain, could be a spicy violation of U.S. sanctions laws. But hey, who’s counting? Not Binance, apparently.








