
Lamb Weston, for the uninitiated, isn’t some quaint family farm. It’s a global behemoth in the frozen potato industry. Think of it: a company dedicated entirely to turning perfectly good potatoes into various shapes and sizes, then freezing them for your convenience. It’s a remarkable feat of engineering, really. And a testament to our collective desire for instant gratification. They supply restaurants, grocery stores, and anyone else who feels the urge for a quick fry. Revenue for the trailing twelve months clocked in at $6.47 billion, a figure that, when you think about it, represents an awful lot of potatoes. Net income was a respectable $392.30 million, which, presumably, doesn’t all go towards potato-themed bonuses.