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FET’s got its eyes set on new targets, but let’s start with $0.45, then maybe $0.50. Who knows? Maybe we’ll see $0.60 too – if we can keep this wild ride going.

Their latest feat? Building a tokenization framework-an elegant little box in which deposits can dance on the blockchain, crossing borders faster than you can say “regulatory grey area.” The goal? To turn static deposits into something resembling digital eels-slippery, hard to catch, and quite possibly, the future. 🐍

JPMorgan (JPM) and Singapore’s DBS Bank (D05) are building a digital money bridge faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. Why? To let big-shot clients shuffle tokenized deposits between blockchain networks like a deck of cards.

This grand gesture from Propanc is really about bolstering their cash reserves while diversifying the whole “traditional equity sales” thing. Instead, they’re dabbling in the mysterious world of convertible preferred stock. Yes, you heard that right – convertible stock. Propanc’s ticker, for the record, is PPCB. Write it down. Or don’t. It’s just another stock symbol in the crypto-tinged sea.

In a move that would make even the most careless space traveler blush, a Bitcoin trader managed to turn a $10 transaction into a $105,000 lesson in humility. The incident has sparked a fresh round of head-shaking and finger-pointing in the crypto community, where manual settings are apparently the banana peels of the digital age. 🍌

Ah, the measure! It extends federal funding until January 30, 2026, because clearly, we’ve all got time to kill. Included are three grand appropriations packages for Military Construction, Veterans Affairs, Agriculture, and the Legislative Branch – because nothing says “efficiency” like a 40-day shutdown followed by a spending spree. 🤑

Broker Canaccord Genuity said Northern Data’s (NB2) long-anticipated merger with video platform Rumble (RUM) took a major step forward yesterday after the companies signed a business combination agreement. Because nothing says “excitement” like a merger that’s been “long-anticipated” for years. 🎬💣

While Bitcoin is busy being a good boy, sitting still and chuckling softly, privacy coins are staging a comeback with all the subtlety of a cat burglar. Zcash (ZEC), that sneaky darling, has strutted back into the top 20 cryptocurrencies, topping $600-an achievement not seen since the days when internet was just a passing fascination-and boasts a staggering $20 billion in futures trades. Yes, billion with a ‘B’. Someone’s stealing the show while the broader crypto herd naps.

The Silent Revolution

Mind you, it’s taken nearly three years to reach this stage, which is about as speedy as a tortoise with a hangover. The crypto exchange, which went belly-up in November 2022, has been a veritable quagmire of financial shenanigans and legal tomfoolery. 🕰️💔