Ripple’s $420M XRP Shuffle: Bullish Boogie or Crypto Caper? 🎩💸

According to the eagle-eyed sleuths at Whale Alert, this little maneuver hasn’t exactly slipped under the radar. The market’s abuzz with speculation, old bean, and not a soul can quite put their finger on what Ripple’s up to. Is it a bullish gambit, or merely a spot of housekeeping? The jury’s still out, what?

🤑 Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Should You Jump In or Run for the Hills? 🤑

Wyckoff Chart Analysis

Picture this: May to November 2025, Bitcoin’s trading at a cool $92,838. Butterfield, armed with his Wyckoff wand, maps out a distribution so textbook, it’s like Shakespeare wrote it. The summer rally hits a Buying Climax (BC) just north of $123,000-cue the confetti! 🎉 But then, an Automatic Reaction (AR) swoops in, setting support at $112,000. A Secondary Test (ST) tries to revisit the glory days, but that white resistance line at $123,000 says, “Not today, buddy.” 🚧

Revolut & Polygon: A Match Made in Blockchain Heaven? 💸✨

The integration, which quietly debuted in December 2024 (as if it were a shy debutante at a ball), allows UK and EEA customers to send USDC, USDT, and POL with the speed of a Cossack’s horse and the cost of a single samovar’s worth of tea. The result? Over $690 million in transactions, proving that sometimes, silence speaks louder than words. 🤫💸

Viking Stake Exit: Brave Move or Dragon’s Hoard?

According to a November 14, 2025 SEC filing, 5AM Venture Management, LLC, liquidated its position in Viking Therapeutics (VKTX 0.68%) as of Q3 2025. The fund sold its entire holding of 189,593 shares over the quarter, reducing its stake from 1.9% of assets under management to zero. The estimated value of the transaction was approximately $5.02 million based on the average share price for the quarter.

BTC’s Descent into Madness: A Standard Chartered Sermon on Rallying Souls 🚀

Lo, Standard Chartered’s Geoffrey Kendrick, that most patient of sages, beholds the carnage of Tuesday’s midnight plunge and chuckles, as if witnessing the third act of a divine comedy. “Behold!” he proclaims to his clients, “this sell-off is but a familiar specter, a ghost from the past two years, haunting us with its predictable wails!”

5AM Exits MoonLake: A Chekhovian Tale of Waning Hope

According to a filing with the SEC, the fund liquidated 282,313 shares, a calculated retreat from a venture that had grown increasingly elusive. The average share price for the quarter, now a mere shadow of its former self, rendered the trade’s value at $13,325,174. One might call it a rational decision, though the word “rational” sits uneasily in the presence of hope.

Bain Capital Sells Pharvaris: A Tale of Profit-Taking

On November 14, 2025, Bain Capital Life Sciences Investors, LLC offloaded 122,106 shares of Pharvaris. The post-sale holding is now 3,181,275 shares, valued at $79.37 million. A quarter-over-quarter increase, mind you, despite the sale. It’s like buying a coffee, then selling it for a bit more-only with stock. My brain hurts just thinking about it.