IVV vs. IWM: Stability Meets Growth Potential

IVV, with its gilded frugality, whispers of efficiency-a mere 0.03% toll for passage through its vast dominion. IWM, by contrast, demands a steeper tribute, yet promises adventures in return. The dividend yields, those gentle murmurs of income, favor IVV’s elder statesmanship, though neither fund sings a ballad of riches. [AUM] here becomes a tale of David and Goliath: one a bustling village, the other an empire.

Bitcoin Whales: Sink or Swim? 🌊💰

New whales, poor darlings, drown in a sea of red, their $1 billion dreams sinking. Yet, the old guardians, the LTHs, double their embrace, hoarding like bears before winter. 🐳❤️‍🔥

A Share in the Shadows

Transaction value based on SEC Form 4 weighted average purchase prices ($90.57 & $91.86); post-transaction value based on Oct. 24, 2025 market close price as per Form 4 filing.

Granite’s Vanishing Act: CBIZ and the Labyrinth of Capital

The SEC’s parchment, dated Monday, reveals Granite’s calculus: a reduction executed with the precision of a librarian excising heretical texts from an infinite archive. CBIZ, once a jewel in the crown of their portfolio, now shares space with Microsoft and Amazon-Titans whose combined $250 million valuation forms a celestial constellation. Yet CBZ’s trajectory diverges: a comet burning toward the event horizon, its 33% annual decline a funhouse mirror reflecting the S&P 500’s 14% ascent.

SIL vs. SLVP: A Tale of Two Silver ETFs

Both SLVP and SIL purport to grant investors a seat at the table of global silver mining, yet they diverge in cost, yield, and portfolio breadth. SLVP, with its narrow focus, resembles a select club of silver-mining aristocrats, while SIL, with its broader index, offers the chaotic charm of a sprawling family reunion-unpredictable, but brimming with potential.

Florin Court’s Windy Bet on Clean Energy

Per their November 3rd SEC filing, these gents-no relation to the court of Florin you see in fairy tales-added 479,600 shares to their ICLN stash. That’s enough to fill a warehouse with windmills if you squint real hard. At $17.30 a share, they’re now sitting on 1,073,879 shares total. A tidy little pile, wouldn’t you say?

Coinbase Brings ICOs Back to the U.S.

The platform will run one token sale per month, kicking off with Monad’s MON token Nov. 17-22. During that week, verified Coinbase users can submit purchase requests using USDC. Hold onto your seats, folks! 💸