Now, if you’re one of those folks looking for the straight story-no smoke, no mirrors-then let me put it in terms even the most bewildered investor can understand. These two ETFs cater to your desire for dividends, sure. But they go about it like a pair of drunks trying to solve a math problem-each with their own wild solution.
The filing, dated October 7, 2025, speaks in the cold arithmetic of SEC Form 13F. Vanguard Total Bond Market ETF swells to 416,423 shares under Carr’s stewardship, now valued at $30.97 million. Eight-point-five percent of assets under management-this is no mere investment. It is a confession. Bonds, those anemic promises of stability, now dominate their portfolio like a specter at the feast of capitalism. What madness drives them? Or is it sanity, this desperate clutching at fixed income in an age of algorithmic chaos?
But wait-there’s more! On-chain data reveals that Bitcoin’s “dormant supply” (read: coins forgotten in digital couch cushions) is suddenly awake and moving. Apparently, 4,657 BTC, untouched for years, have decided to stretch their legs. This is like discovering your eccentric uncle finally cleaned out his basement-only instead of moldy National Geographics, it’s millions of dollars in cryptocurrency. Analysts are buzzing because, historically, when these old coins shuffle around, it either means someone’s cashing out for a yacht or the market’s about to do something dramatic. 🚀📉
The crypto world is doing that thing it does – celebrating something that sounds complicated but mostly means numbers went up on a screen. Three new ETFs materialized on October 28th, and the champagne corks practically flew off (probably into someone’s meticulously arranged crypto mining rig). We’re talking about the Bitwise Solana Staking ETF (BSOL), the Canary Capital Group LLC Canary HBAR ETF (HBR), and the Canary Litecoin ETF (LTCC). Because who doesn’t want a little canary in their portfolio? 🐦 It adds…flair.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin, that digital phantom, experienced a fleeting moment of existential dread-a mere dip to $101,000, a blip in the grand scheme of things, but a blip nonetheless. A rather undignified swoon, if you ask me. Now, a commentator named Sykodelic – a name that suggests altered states of perception, which, frankly, is often required to understand these markets – has noticed an oscillation, a rhythmic breathing between the two.
Now, SolsticeFi isn’t just about sinking your assets into another “yield farm”-oh no, it’s rethinking the game entirely. Think “defensive engineering”-fancy talk for “we’ve built a fortress around your deposits,” while still letting you hop across the DeFi playground like a staking ninja. Madissa on X even tweeted that you can earn your rewards and stay liquid, with no need to turn your assets into a locked-up monument to boredom. 🎯
According to a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, the firm offloaded its ServiceNow stake during Q3 2025. Post-sale, it retained 30,135 shares, valued at $27.7 million. The math here is as elegant as a tax return: the fund’s ServiceNow position now constitutes 1.5% of its 13F reportable assets, down from nearly 2%. A drop in the bucket, one might say, though not so small as to be entirely forgettable.
This is no ordinary pecking; it’s a full-on beak-first dive into MercadoLibre’s pond. The new holding, while not among the fund’s top five treasures, now glints proudly in its collection. Here’s what else gleams in the fund’s vault:
According to a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, dated October 07, 2025, Orser Capital, ever the meticulous archivist, increased its position in the Vanguard Short-Term Treasury ETF by 91,975 shares. This act of numerical devotion elevated its total holdings to 269,000 shares, a sum that now commands $15.83 million. The ETF, that paragon of fiscal prudence, continues to be Orser’s second-biggest holding, a testament to its enduring allure.
In the hallowed halls of Ottawa, where bureaucrats whisper sweeter than any Shakespearean sonnet, Canadian federal officials are deep in consultation with regulators and industry moguls. Their mission? To craft stablecoin rules that would make even the most stoic financier blush. 🧐💼 Finance Minister François‑Philippe Champagne, the maestro of this fiscal ballet, may reveal these measures in the upcoming budget, as whispered to Bloomberg. Stablecoins, those darling offspring of non-bank entities, often pegged to the almighty U.S. dollar and backed by liquid assets like Treasury bills, are the stars of this financial farce. 🌟💸
