Vision One’s Perspicacious Plunge into Tennant: The Dividend Monolith’s Subtle Allure

On the 14th of November, the SEC’s electronic dossier, as meticulous and omniscient as a Nabokovian butterfly collector’s net, revealed that Vision One, with the delicacy of a literary detective, augmented its stake-an act as deliberate as Poe’s raven-by over a hundred thousand shares, elevating its holdings amidst the cryptic ledger of quarterly filings. The wallet’s echo resonated to a hefty $23.21 million, entrapped within nearly 292,000 shares-a number that dances like a rhetorical figure’s shadow in the mind’s eye.

Dividend Hunter’s Delight: A Wodehousian Tale of Retail Resilience

Now, according to the official parchment filed with the SEC on November 14th (a document so thrilling it makes the average novel seem like a tax return), this particular fund now holds 4.12% of its reportable U.S. equity assets in the humble denim purveyor. It’s rather like discovering one’s favorite uncle has taken up competitive yodeling – unexpected, yet oddly charming. The stake’s value of $7.49 million sits comfortably alongside other holdings: NASDAQ-listed NTGR (11.4% of AUM) looks on approvingly, while FOXF (8.5%) and GOGO (7.1%) nod sagely from their perches.

Bitmine’s ETH Hoard: A Treasury Fit for a Tsar! 🤑

Bitmine, that behemoth of crypto hoarding, declared its holdings now total $11.8 billion-a sum that would make even the most hardened proletariat blush. Among its spoils: 3,559,879 ETH (roughly 2.9% of the token’s circulating supply), 192 bitcoin, and a cool $607 million in unencumbered cash. As of Nov. 16, this hoard stands as a monument to the absurdity of wealth accumulation in an age of inequality. 📈🤡

The Alchemy of Hope: A Biotech Fund’s Gambit in the Labyrinth of ALS

In the quiet arithmetic of markets, numbers often sing of human ambition. TCG Crossover’s 6.2 million shares of Amylyx (AMLX +7.94%) now weigh like a poet’s final stanza against the fund’s $2 billion cosmos. This 4.2% stake-a fragile eggshell containing both promise and peril-nestles beside holdings in other celestial bodies: Antares (ABVX), Cogna (CGON), and the watchful owl of Cognition (COGT).

How a $56 Million Bet on Stride Reflects Investor Jealousy and Hope

In the grand theater of finance, the third quarter of 2025 was apparently the act where Divisadero unceremoniously cast this new character, Stride, into their portfolio. For those who like to keep score, they now hold just over 2.4% of this young, ambitious company. It’s a modest slice, but given the $2.29 billion of assets under management, it’s more of a gesture of curiosity than a declaration of war. Still, it’s enough to turn some heads, not least here, with me, an investor by profession and a curious wanderer by habitual impulse.

Stanford’s HeartFlow Gambit: A Dostoevskian Investment

As per the sacred scrolls of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, dated November 4th, 2025, the Board of Trustees did not merely dabble in the market’s labyrinth but plunged headlong into the abyss of HeartFlow. With the precision of a surgeon’s hand, they procured 312,234 shares, each a cipher for the soul’s silent yearning to transcend its mortal confines. The sum, $10.51 million, was not money but a testament to the feverish hope that technology might redeem the body and the spirit alike.

Centessa’s 77% Surge and the Fund’s Bet

The SEC’s clumsy parchment of disclosure reveals TCG’s latest transgression: an acquisition of 245,664 shares of Centessa Pharmaceuticals. The fund’s holdings now swell to 3.1 million shares, valued at $76.1 million at quarter’s end. This transaction, a mere 0.2% of the fund’s $2 billion AUM, is a flicker in the vast, indifferent eye of finance. Yet, within that flicker lies a question: does the fund see salvation in this biotech quixote, or merely another soul to be devoured by the market’s wolves?

Harvard Goes Bitcoin: The University Turns Crypto Maven 🚀💰

Da notare che, all’inizio di agosto, l’ateneo aveva annunciato di possedere circa 117 milioni di dollari in quote dell’ETF su Bitcoin di BlackRock – come dire, una хорошая partenza, no? Ma poi, senza nemmeno disturbarsi a fare una pausa caffè, i documenti più recenti mostrano un aumento impressionante: nel terzo trimestre, Harvard ha quasi triplicato l’esposizione a BTC.

The Unyielding Russian Bear of Bitcoin: Strategy’s Epic Climb to 650,000 BTC

Like a soldier whose courage is tested in every skirmish, Strategy continued its relentless march this week, fortifying its treasury with even more of the shimmering digital gold-bitcoin. This act aligns with the stirring promises of Michael Saylor, a man as zealous as a Cossack in his pursuit, who proclaimed a “₿ig Week” while presenting the grand Strategy Accumulation Chart-an unassailable testament to their unwavering resolve. Meanwhile, market whispers told of bitcoin dipping below $93,000, casting shadows reminiscent of the crucible moments in old Russian sagas, where the bear’s roar was heard even in the bleakest of times.