Tesla’s Robotaxi Gambit: A Farce of Greed and Delusion
Elon Musk, that modern-day alchemist, seeks to transmute the humble electric vehicle into a self-driving chariot of profit, while the crowd gasps at the magician’s sleight of hand. Ark Investment Management, ever the court jester, proclaims that 86% of Tesla’s earnings shall spring from robotaxis by 2029-a prophecy as flimsy as a paper crown.