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This Nebius, once known by a more Russian moniker – a detail conveniently shed like a winter coat – now fancies itself a purveyor of computational power. They propose to build, for a princely sum, the very foundations upon which these ‘intelligent’ machines shall stand. They speak of ‘full-stack AI cloud platforms,’ a phrase as weighty and opaque as a magistrate’s judgment. The company, it seems, intends to supply the digital bricks and mortar for a world increasingly obsessed with building castles in the air.

ServiceNow, for those not fielding questions from pie-enthusiasts, didn’t exactly set the market on fire. A nearly 28% decline isn’t the sort of thing you brag about at cocktail parties, unless the party is exclusively for people who enjoy watching money evaporate. They threw everything at it, really. A stock split, which felt a bit like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, and a hefty acquisition. It was like watching someone desperately try to glue a chipped teacup back together with hundred-dollar bills.

Five percent the shares shed. A small wound, perhaps, but one that speaks volumes. It is not the strength of the current harvest that worries the crows, but the barrenness of the fields to come. The whispers amongst those who trade in such things centered on a slowing of the advance. A deceleration. A lessening of the bounty.

Amazon, a name now synonymous with commerce itself, has recovered its footing after a period of uncertainty. The stock, like a seasoned traveler, bears the marks of past journeys, yet retains a vigor that suggests further progress. One observes a certain operating leverage emerging from its vast holdings – a subtle efficiency gained through scale, as if the very machinery of its fulfillment centers has begun to anticipate demand. The recent quarterly reports confirm this: a North American revenue increase of eleven percent, accompanied by a most respectable twenty-eight percent surge in adjusted operating income.

Let us begin with the most glaring instances of systemic delusion: Dogecoin and Shiba Inu. These are not currencies, not even nascent attempts at decentralized finance. They are, rather, manifestations of a collective folly, born from the fleeting whims of internet culture. To ascribe inherent value to them is to engage in a self-deception of profound proportions. They have risen, yes, by a margin that offends reason. But this is a ‘dead-dog bounce’ of the most pathetic variety – a momentary spasm before the inevitable descent. Their circulating supplies are monstrous, a testament to the unchecked proliferation of digital ephemera. To hold these tokens is not to invest, but to participate in a grand, collective exercise in wishful thinking.

Yet, even in this frenzy surrounding the artificial intelligence – this new god of efficiency – a few stones remain unturned. Amazon and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing. Not shining beacons, mind you, but solid ground for a weary traveler. They offer a semblance of value, a chance to build something lasting amidst the shifting sands.

The performance of Coca-Cola was all the more noteworthy given the peculiar languor that afflicted the consumer staples sector as a whole. While the broader S&P 500 ascended with a vigor of 16.4%, this sector, burdened by its own weight of tradition, could only muster a decline of 1.2%. A curious spectacle, this divergence, revealing the subtle preferences of the investing public.

Nvidia’s had a bit of a wobble, which is a good reminder that even the shiny new things can fall. It makes you wonder if we’re all just caught up in the hype. Tesla’s down too, year to date. About 6%, if my calculations are correct (and let’s be honest, they often aren’t). Which, logically, could be a buying opportunity. Except… logic and investing rarely seem to coexist peacefully.

They’re bragging about subscriber growth, which is fine, I guess. But it’s not like they invented television. And this “successful advertising tier”? Please. It’s commercials. We’ve had commercials for decades. It’s not innovation, it’s just… acknowledging reality. And KPop Demon Hunters? Look, I don’t even know what that is, and frankly, I don’t want to. It’s just… noise. And they think this is going to save them?