According to the parchment of the Securities and Exchange Commission, dated the same day, the fund’s hand had reached into the third quarter’s abyss, grasping 255,154 additional shares, which now swell their total to 339,370, a figure worth approximately $31.96 million as of September 30, 2025. The firm, in its labyrinthine portfolio, bore 75 positions, each a testament to the human soul’s eternal struggle against uncertainty.
Egad, the WIF (WIF) price is putting on quite the show, my dear fellow, with one of its most spiffing technical recoveries in recent memory. Bouncing back from the $0.31 region with the vigor of a spring chicken, this meme token has shifted the short-term sentiment faster than Jeeves can mix a martini. Backed by a clear uptick in bullish volume, it’s now poised to tackle higher resistance levels, though whether it succeeds remains to be seen. The point of control, that fickle mistress, has been reclaimed and retested, hinting that the market structure is beginning to show signs of life-or at least a pulse. 🌡️
In the ever-evolving world of cryptocurrency, the Ethereum staking economy is still demonstrating its durability, much like a well-aged wine. 🍷✨ SharpLink Gaming, that paragon of modern finance, is once again at the center of this wave, with staking rewards so generous, they might as well be serving champagne. 🥂💰
The filing, dated November 14, 2025, reveals that Resolution Capital Ltd’s position in Vornado Realty Trust swelled by 4,084,815 shares during the third quarter. The post-trade inventory now comprises 5,380,978 shares, their valuation fixed at $218.09 million as of September 30, 2025-a date chosen arbitrarily by the calendar’s tyranny. This allocation consumes 4.24% of the fund’s $5.14 billion in reportable U.S. equity assets, a fraction determined by laws of finance as inscrutable as the motions of celestial bodies.
Bloomberg reports that they’re aiming to raise “significantly more than $30 billion,” with a target valuation that might just crack the trillion-dollar mark-probably before breakfast. And they want to do all this by mid to late 2026, because why not?
This valorous firm, with its history of managing a motley assortment of crypto exchange-traded products across the globe, first dared to whisper its intentions to the mighty SEC back in the distant November of yore, submitting its S-1-an elegant dance of paperwork, amendments, and wishful thinking. Like a nervous debutant, 21Shares kept submitting, polishing their bowtie of filings, hoping to impress the stern-eyed regulators with their finery.
“In six short months,” he mused, “these gilded ghouls have slithered into my parlor, seeking to mint their own Bitcoin alchemy. What folly! What hubris!”
This sudden pullback went against what the retail folks were shouting from the rooftops-“More rally, more rally!” based on social media chatter, no less. Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs were busy inflowing a cool $151.9 million-like pigs at a trough-showing the confidence remains, mostly in an echo chamber.
The claims quickly spread across social media. In response, Crypto and AI researcher Dr Altcoin stepped in, saying the lawsuit is based on wrong price data and weak claims. 🤯
With a meticulous precision akin to a lepidopterist cataloging rare specimens, Schwartz enumerated six perilous pitfalls that investors, blinded by the allure of quick gains, often neglect to consider. 🐝