According to SlowMist, the blockchain world is now a high-stakes game of cat and mouse. While the number of hacks dropped from 410 to 200, the damage skyrocketed. Why? Hackers are trading in their spray-and-pray tactics for fancy, multi-step operations. It’s like they’ve all enrolled in Hacker University. 🎓
But wait! Before you write off Doge as the financial equivalent of a fidget spinner, some tech-savvy wizard has emerged with a fractal analysis that says it’s headed to $10. 🧙♂️✨ Apparently, Dogecoin is dancing to the rhythm of the number seven-because why not? Sevens are trendy now, like avocado toast but for charts. 🥑📈 This “seven-month fractal” has been spotted in gold, the S&P 500, and even Bitcoin’s 2021 double top (remember that? Good times). ⏳
What makes this setup unusual is that multiple buyer groups are finally stepping in. Long-term holders are buying again, short-term holders are adding, yet one group isn’t convinced. That clash explains why the chart still leans bearish. It’s like a group therapy session where everyone’s on board except the one person who’s just there for the snacks. 🍿
If the market manages to conclude the year on such a high note, we shall witness one of the most remarkable triennial performances in recent memory, following the dazzling returns of 24% and 23% in 2023 and 2024, respectively. Yet, as we peer into the crystal ball of 2026, one can’t help but feel an intoxicating mixture of optimism and dread as investors ponder whether all this prosperity is simply too good to be true.
After the Plasma Bridge hack sent shockwaves through their community-like a toddler throwing a tantrum in a grocery store-they’ve come up with something called “Shib Owes You” (SOU). You know, because just saying “Hey, sorry about your losses!” wasn’t cutting it anymore. 🙄
As prices rebound today, analysts are split. Some expect the momentum to continue, while others warn of a shift that could benefit crypto assets. 🧠💸
As Bitcoin spiraled into the depths of despair, Ethereum, that second-largest wannabe, dropped about 2.3%, now flirting with the $2,973 price tag. XRP and Solana, meanwhile, took a similar plunge, declining by 2% to 3%. It seems the entire market has adopted a rather melancholic “risk-off” attitude, not unlike a cat that just realized it’s been taken to the vet.
Alas, the altcoin realm mirrors this melancholy dance, with ADA, XMR, MNT, and XLM draped in the somber hues of despair, while CC and ZEC seem to revel in their own private jubilation, blissfully ignoring the surrounding gloom.
Lighter’s LIT token, though still in its infancy, has already divided the trading world like a family quarrel at Christmas dinner. Following Tuesday’s airdrop, opinions are as sharply drawn as the lines of a well-tailored gown.
“Economic mismanagement –
The eternal symphony.
Bitcoin, a Pharaoh’s chariot beyond state control.”
