Trump’s SOTU: A Market Hangover Looms

We’re staring down the barrel of a full-blown affordability crisis, folks. The American Dream? More like the American Nightmare, fueled by phantom inflation and the creeping dread that the system is rigged. People are working themselves to the bone just to stay afloat, and the market, that insatiable beast, pretends everything is fine. Meanwhile, tariffs are back on the menu, the Supreme Court be damned. The man’s announcing a 15% hike—FIFTEEN PERCENT!—like it’s some kind of goddamn fire sale. It’s a disaster waiting to happen, a slow-motion train wreck, and the politicians are fiddling with their Twitter feeds.







