Pour yourself a cup of bitter reality, for while Wall Street revels in its AI-fueled orgy of greed, Bitcoin’s once-loyal oligarchs are quietly retreating to their bunkers. Fresh data reveals BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF inflows have plummeted faster than a Soviet-era elevator, hinting that institutional fervor is cooling just as the bull market roars like a drunken bear. 🍷🐂
A transaction where securities are sold on a public exchange, not through private negotiation. Much like selling turnips at the village fair, but with higher stakes and fewer turnips.
According to their Oct. 30 SEC filing, Elevation Capital Advisory, LLC has established a new stake in Principal U.S. Mega-Cap ETF (USMC +0.35%) during the third quarter. This is not merely a financial maneuver; it is a declaration that the universe is still, somehow, a place where people believe in the power of compound interest. The fund purchased 128,122 shares, which, at $69.85 each, would be enough to buy a small island if you’re feeling adventurous. (Note: The island is likely to be in a different time zone.)
As the asset tiptoes toward “key support zones,” short-term pressure persists while long-term patterns remain… well, intact. One must admire the audacity of markets clinging to hope like a debutante to her last gin.
According to the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) (because who doesn’t want the government peeking into their investment portfolio?), an October 15, 2025, filing revealed that our dear Harbor sold these shares in the third quarter. By the time the ink dried, Harbor had fewer than 100,000 shares left – about 93,877 shares more specifically, now worth a meager $9.47 million. The reality of investment can be as harsh as realizing you forgot your shopping list – what a buzzkill.
Ripple, ou comment faire un tour de magie avec la morgue de la finance : il teste aujourd’hui la limite inférieure de son pitoyable mini triangle d’ascension. Avec une résistance frisottante entre $2.65 et $2.70, et une ligne de tendance secrète vers $2.40, tout le monde retient son souffle. Ces triangles, généralement, annoncent une explosion à la hausse, mais là, c’est plutôt la tempête qui semble arriver.
There’s a stubbornness to Solana’s price, clinging to the $190 line like a farmer to his plow. If this hold lasts, the market might whisper of $240, a dream as distant as a desert mirage. 🌵
“India’s got everything! The youth, the tech skills, the fintech infrastructure, the digital economy that’s practically bursting at the seams,” says Teng, as if we didn’t already know this. With a population that could rival an entire continent, India is “tech-savvy” and “young”-key ingredients to fuel the crypto craze. Because, let’s face it, if you’re under 30 and have access to the internet, you’re practically a blockchain expert by default, right?
And here we are, debating whether Bitcoin can rival the steadfast US Treasuries. How quaint. It’s as if we’re trying to convince a tree to dance the waltz. 🌳💃
“This integration will enable local investors to tap global market liquidity efficiently…” as if they weren’t already drowning in local liquidity! 🤡 The SFC’s circulars, as dense as a medieval manuscript, now permit exchanges to share order books-after securing a written nod from the regulator. A process as simple as convincing a cat to wear a hat. 🐱
