Yet CRV, that melancholic soul, fell 2.63% in this very period. A week? Oh, merely a 9.9% descent into the abyss. How poetic, how utterly Russian 🥟. Even Bitcoin, the tsar of crypto, was humiliated at $90k, rejected like a suitor at a provincial ball.
The SEC filing reveals a curious arithmetic: 117,966 shares subtracted from a portfolio worth $433.8 million. Golar LNG, now a mere 0.5% of the fund’s holdings, appears to have been demoted from a cherished acquaintance to a polite but distant relation. One wonders if the fund’s managers, ever mindful of reputation and balance, feared the stigma of being seen as overly attached to an industry whose fortunes ebb and flow like the tides.
According to Sacks, Senate Banking Chair Tim Scott and Agriculture Chair John Boozman (yes, the same Agriculture Committee that somehow ended up in the crypto game-go figure 🌽💻) have confirmed this bipartisan bill is hitting the Senate floor next month. And no, this isn’t another “maybe next year” promise. It’s happening. Allegedly. 🤞
Historically speaking, similar ascending channels in Ethereum’s charts have acted as a kind of fiscal safety net during midterm corrections. The observation of higher lows and specific volume patterns has traditionally been the trader’s preferred way to ascertain support-and, perhaps, a future rebound. Yet, one must remember, such signs remain less reliable when the network participation wanes, like a grand ball with fewer and fewer guests arriving.
In what they’re calling a “long-term competitive strategy,” Bitfinex has decided to cut those pesky maker and taker fees. And guess what? This isn’t just a one-time offer; it’s the new default. They’ve thrown open the doors to spot trading, margin trading, derivatives, securities, and even OTC trading on Bitfinex Securities. Just don’t ask them when this glorious free-for-all is going to end. They’re keeping that under wraps, probably because they’ve misplaced the calendar. 🗓️
Yes, folks, Intuit is teaming up with Circle to sprinkle some USDC magic across its platform. Credit Karma, TurboTax, QuickBooks-oh, the possibilities! 🤯
Ah, Bitcoin, the eternal tightrope walker of finance, balancing on the edge of a $1.125 trillion realized cap, while its price plunges like a melodramatic hero in a Pasternakian novel. 🌪️💔 Is this the bull market’s last gasp, or merely a dramatic pause before the next act? The on-chain metric, which values each bitcoin at its last moved price, suggests the latter-a quiet rebellion against speculative frenzy. 🕵️♂️
A U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission filing, cold and clinical, revealed Beck Capital had offloaded its stake in Chart Industries during the third quarter. The fund’s holdings, once worth $3.4 million, now sat like a forgotten relic in its vault. By September 30, only 4,710 shares remained, a paltry $942,632. The numbers told a story of retreat, not collapse.
The analysts are split, folks-like a bad marriage counselor’s office. Half say it’s heading to the depths of despair, while the other half whispers, “Wait for the big comeback!” Classic drama, baby!
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