At the hour of this scribbling, the Shiba Inu trades at $0.0000072, a mere shadow of its former self-down 0.41% in 24 hours and 2.41% weekly. Yet, lo! A glimmer of hope: volume stirs, rising 20% to $98.98 million. Traders, those restless souls, still dabble, though their hearts seem heavier than a Christmas goose. 🍗
But hold your horses-its token? Oh, that’s a different story. The summer saw XRP soaring like a kite in July, hitting $3.65 and making everyone believe it was all downhill from there. Now? It’s trading below $1.90, which isn’t exactly a holiday miracle-more like a sad clown’s punchline. And those new XRP ETFs? They’ve been about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. Down more than 20% since they arrived, like bad news at the holiday feast.
On the 4-hour chart, Solana is still stuck below a descending trendline, keeping things bearish. But hey, look at this fancy reversal wedge pattern! It’s like a sandwich with no filling-tightening range, but sellers are still in control. Progress!
The U.S. Department of Justice, with solemn visage, doth proclaim that Brooke McDonough, a sprightly 35-year-old from Arizona, hath been found guilty of embezzlement, money laundering, and other financial mischiefs. A jury, with eyes wide and jaws agape, hath sealed her fate! ⚖️
Apparently, this isn’t some casual weekend doodle on a napkin. No, no-our esteemed Mr. Hoskinson is tirelessly scribbling 80 to 100 pages daily about technical wizardry, fueled by coffee, Eurodance remixes, and what he charmingly calls “some serious effort.” And the cherry on top? The unassuming tease: “2026’s body is not ready.” Oh, the suspense! 📚☕
Behold the Santa Claus rally-a phenomenon as predictable as a bureaucrat’s sigh during a snowstorm. Stocks, those capricious little devils, dance upward in December’s dying hours, only to waltz into January with the same reckless glee. The S&P 500 (^GSPC +0.32%) now pirouettes on Christmas Eve, as if the market itself has donned a party hat and forgotten how to sit still.
As the curtain rises on 2026, Ethereum prepares for a tumultuous journey, cautioned by Cowen’s prophetic insights. He posits that the broader market conditions may shackle any significant ascension for the second-largest cryptocurrency.
In the hallowed halls of 2026, the Exodus Movement shall introduce a digital dollar stablecoin, a creation so meticulously crafted it’s as if a bureaucrat and a coder had a baby. The partnership with MoonPay and M0 is as mysterious as a Russian novel, and the stablecoin’s arrival is confirmed by MoonPay on X, which is surely a trustworthy source. 🧙♂️
Is this a crossroads where one might pause, or a corridor to be traversed? Let us consult the ledgers of paradox and the annals of capital’s recursive dance.
They’re teaming up with SBI VC Trade-Japan’s only stablecoin outfitter-plus APLUS, who’s basically the Pope of retail payments. The plan? Customers whip out their USDC wallets (MetaMask, anyone?) and scan the store’s QR code. The USDC then magically turns into yen. It’s like digital alchemy! 🌟