The exchange, it seems, is now valued at a staggering $15 billion, a figure that would make even the most stoic Russian landowner blush. And yet, as with all things in this frenzied world of finance, the appetite for more remains insatiable. Fortune, that fickle mistress, initially whispered of this windfall last month, but only now do we learn the names of the benefactors. 🕵️♂️
For one glorious month – from October 1st to 31st, 2025 – brave souls can venture into the Grand Atrium and pretend they’re serious art collectors. Not just looking at art, mind you, but redefining what “ownership” means-because in Dubai, if you’re not changing the game with a splash of blockchain, are you even trying?
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This divestment has adjusted Chevron’s standing within Fourpath’s portfolio, now comprising 0.56% of its 13F AUM. One might infer that the fund’s affections for Chevron, though diminished, remain intact, for its top holdings post-filing include WMT, IAU, TUA, XOM, and CGDV, each a paragon of their respective domains.
In the fine month of October, the FCA went on a rampage, throwing many a warning like a well-armed squirrel defending its nut stash, targeting sites such as Elite Bit Markets, Nexure Gainbit, Plux Crypto, and HTX-you know, the usual suspects that make you question the good sense of humanity. 😏
Read leverage like a fortune-teller reads tea leaves. Extreme funding? Rising open interest? That’s not genius-it’s a trap in the making. 🕳️
Now, the $LMTS airdrop pirouettes into existence for the Season 1 seers and Wallchain Epoch 1 pilgrims, dispatching thirteen percent of the grand supply into the fray at the Token Generation Event-how quaint, this digital manna, served with a side of 𝛪 emoji-winked irony!
Aave, ever the generous soul, will integrate Maple’s yield-bearing stablecoins, allowing users to chase higher rewards. In return, Maple will deploy Aave’s idle capital, because why let money sit idle when it can be thrown into the DeFi circus? 🎪💸
As per the SEC filing dated October 21, 2025, Generali Asset Management SPA SGR augmented its stake in UBS by roughly 381,000 shares. This transaction, estimated at $14.78 million based on the quarter’s average price, elevated its total holdings to approximately 2.3 million shares, valued at $76.00 million as of the quarter’s close.
The bears are dancing a jig, and the bulls are hiding in the shadows. Retail and institutional sellers are joining hands in a merry-go-round of despair, and Vitalik himself has grabbed a ticket. In a move that’s left the crypto world clutching its pearls, the Ethereum founder unloaded 160,000 ETH-a cool $650 million-in a single day. OxNobler, the DeFi whisperer, broke the news on X, and the shockwaves haven’t stopped rippling since. 🌊💸
