ETH Hits $3K! Traders Yawn 😴: Here’s Why
The ETH futures premium and the put options skew indicate that traders are hedging aggressively despite an 8% price rebound.
The ETH futures premium and the put options skew indicate that traders are hedging aggressively despite an 8% price rebound.

Per that SEC filing (yes, the boring document that tells us more than management’s polished PR), Tang now owns 11.3 million shares of Aurinia. At $125.2 million market value? That’s 4.8% of their U.S. equity bets. [Cue record scratch.] Wait-they’re doubling down on a stock up 7% year-to-date while the S&P’s laughing at them from +13%? Bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off before the 401(k) crowd catches on.

The company launched this feature with Myriad, as its first partner on prediction markets. Because nothing says “trust me” like betting on sports, crypto, and politics with a wallet that’s basically a glorified calculator. 🤯

Behind the austere document filed with regulation’s watchful eye lies a story: a fund-a modest universe of assets-claiming new territory in an uncertain landscape. The acquiring of these shares, valued as of late September, becomes a symbolic gesture-1.6% of a portfolio that, like a fragile eden surrounded by the chaos of numbers, holds about $2.6 billion. The gesture suggests allegiance, maybe hope, perhaps simple curiosity. Yet in this act, the market’s silent theatre reveals little beyond the illusion crafted by careful words and hurried transactions.

This newfound passion for Tower now commands 4.2% of G2’s 13F assets, a role not of lead actor but of indispensable supporting player. Their portfolio, a veritable theater of commerce, now includes:

In what can only be described as a move of quiet confidence-or reckless bravado?-Nuance made a fresh entrance into Aspen’s saga. They snapped up 1,198,155 shares, valued at just shy of $44 million as of September’s end. It’s like showing up to a crowded party with a new outfit and a raise-the-eyebrows kind of grin. Suddenly, Aspen isn’t just some insurtech side note; it’s nestled comfortably in Nuance’s top ten picks. That’s a noteworthy shift in a portfolio that already oozes of utility, health, and transport stocks that none of us probably really understand, but we admire their stability-like a well-made bed you’re afraid to get into.

Amid the icy grip of market fear-CoinMarketCap’s Fear and Greed Index shivering at 16/100-HYPE defiantly surges, a phoenix from the ashes, climbing 10% to perch at $33. But why, you ask? Ah, the whims of fate and the machinations of men. 🤔
Now, you’d think with stocks and gold throwing confetti parades (and AI stocks doing backflips 🤖!), crypto might’ve at least brought a party hat. But no! It’s sulking in the corner like a kid who forgot their lunch money. How puzzling.

Indeed, Amazon is plunging headlong into the AI arms race with their latest hardware constellation-each cluster of “UltraServers” houses up to 144 Trainium 3 chips. Fancy! A mighty move to outshine Google and Nvidia while reducing dependence on those pesky external suppliers. What a cunning plan-think of it as the tech version of “my, what a big server you have”!

The latest Bitcoin Treasuries data shows that the top 100 public Bitcoin treasury companies hold a staggering 1,058,929 BTC. All public companies combined are sitting pretty with 1,061,697 BTC. The biggest fish in the pond? Strategy, with 650,000 BTC – practically swimming in it! Michael Saylor’s company made a recent purchase of 130 BTC for the not-so-small sum of $11.7 million. Who said Bitcoin wasn’t a rich man’s playground? 💸