On November 13, McGowan Group did the financial equivalent of tidying your closet and accidentally throwing out your favorite sweater. They sold 319,882 shares of DSL, reducing their stake to 2.91 million. The fund’s market value now sits at $35.69 million. It’s like watching someone lose a bet they didn’t even know they were making.
Industrial bellwether Boeing (BA +0.81%) gained around 0.6% as industrials outperformed, while healthcare insurer Molina Healthcare (MOH +2.47%) jumped roughly 2.5% on positive investor commentary; semiconductor name AXT (AXTI +8.29%) and bank OceanFirst Financial (OCFC 6.66%) also featured among notable individual movers, contributing to mixed breadth. A dividend hunter’s dream? Not quite-unless you’re betting on the next quarterly payout.
The draft legislation, now Article 171.6 of Russia’s Criminal Code, targets digital currency miners like a vengeful ex-lover. According to Interfax, the Ministry of Justice published this “gift” on December 30, 2025, via the Official Internet Portal of Legal Information-a website so official it probably judges your browser history.
Both chase dividend growers, but VIG is a wide-eyed optimist with a tech obsession, while NOBL is a grizzled veteran who only trusts names that have survived 25 years of rain and war.
Key takeaways from our little drama:
RLUSD is zooming through the Ripple ecosystem like a toddler on a sugar rush. Seriously, it’s gaining traction faster than my dad at a buffet.
As if scripted by some unseen playwright, Slotnik Capital revealed its new investment stage left, completing its third-quarter acquisition with a flourish that accounted for 5.33% of its reportable U.S. equity holdings. The plot thickens as we consider what lies beneath the surface-this sum was not merely an arbitrary figure but rather a calculated bet on a company that dances gracefully upon the precipice of innovation and market turbulence.
Solana’s co-founder Anatoly Yakovenko took to X (formerly known as Twitter, but who’s counting?) to throw a little virtual confetti on this achievement. 🎉
According to SlowMist, the blockchain world is now a high-stakes game of cat and mouse. While the number of hacks dropped from 410 to 200, the damage skyrocketed. Why? Hackers are trading in their spray-and-pray tactics for fancy, multi-step operations. It’s like they’ve all enrolled in Hacker University. 🎓
But wait! Before you write off Doge as the financial equivalent of a fidget spinner, some tech-savvy wizard has emerged with a fractal analysis that says it’s headed to $10. 🧙♂️✨ Apparently, Dogecoin is dancing to the rhythm of the number seven-because why not? Sevens are trendy now, like avocado toast but for charts. 🥑📈 This “seven-month fractal” has been spotted in gold, the S&P 500, and even Bitcoin’s 2021 double top (remember that? Good times). ⏳