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📅 On Oct. 30, the Bitcoin DeFi maestro, Lombard Finance, dropped a bombshell: they’ve nabbed the core infrastructure of BTC.b, the Avalanche network’s Bitcoin crown jewel. 🎖️

If ADA falls below $0.60, we might be looking at a catastrophic sell-off, which could push the price all the way down to $0.515. It’s like watching a plane slowly spiral towards the ground. 🙃

Two of these tokens are being snatched up like candy corn at a discount, while one’s being bought with the confidence of a kid who’s positive the Tooth Fairy’s real. Let’s peek into the cauldron…

The pardon restored his full civil and business rights, allowing a potential return to Binance’s leadership. Because nothing says “trust me” like a convicted felon getting a fresh start. 🕵️‍♂️

As of Thursday, ethereum (ETH) hovers at $3,781, a pale specter descending 4.99% in a day and 2.63% weekly, as futures open interest swells to a chilling $47.49 billion, per coinglass.com stats. The market, a trick-or-treat bag of risk, brims with restless energy. 🕯️

According to Cryptorank, November has been Bitcoin’s “golden mine” for over a decade. Remember 2013? A 453.9% surge in four weeks? That’s more like a cryptocurrency Christmas. 🎄🔥 Still, if you’re selling now, you’re basically saying, “I trust my gut more than 10 years of data. What could go wrong?” 🤔

BONK has slumped 3.8% in the last 24 hours to $0.00001402, its Solana-based dreams of glory momentarily dashed. 🌙✨ The meme coin couldn’t hold onto its recent rebound, proving once again that even in the crypto world, pride goeth before a fall. 😇

Bitcoin is diving like it’s on an Olympic trampoline after the Fed cut interest rates. Classic, right?