Sberbank’s like, “Yeah, we’re totally cool with this crypto thing now,” but they’re keeping the details as secret as a Russian spy novel. 📜🔒 How much was the loan? How long is it for? How much crypto was collateral? Shrugs in Cyrillic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Shiba Inu rate has taken a nosedive, 32.29% down in 24 hours. One might think burning a million tokens would spark some excitement, but no-this is crypto, where logic is a quaint relic. 🔥📉
This ain’t the wide-eyed, hopeful stuff of early days. This is a thing folks are startin’ to think of like…well, like money. Steady, slow, not gettin’ rich overnight, but holdin’ its value. A far cry from when it felt like a lottery ticket.
Now, I must confess, my initial reaction was to roll my eyes and mutter, “Surely, they can’t be serious!” Analysts had predicted GDP would rise only by 3.3%. But here we are, with consumer spending and business investments showing off like they’re at a talent show. To put this into perspective, our average GDP growth over the past decade has been a modest 2.7%, making this latest figure positively glow with vitality.
In truth, only disruptions of history’s own making-the abrupt 2020 pandemic crash, a bear market in 2022, and a fleeting tariff stumble-have broken the ceaseless upward tide that has carried these indices through fifteen of the last sixteen years, almost as if they were testament to an unshakeable faith in the future.
At a time when the broad crypto bazaar languishes, mired in the dregs of despondency, with Bitcoin and Ethereum mustering mere marginally gains-0.16% and 0.25% respectively-Zcash, like a Balagula taxi traversing the chaos, advances gallantly. TradingView, that modern oracle, has decreed Zcash [ZEC] surged by more than 15.05% in the last 24 hours, trading with the gallant poise of a debunked aviator near $510 at the stroke of last.
Well now, seems like the world of digital doodads and funny money is keepin’ itself busy. A right pickle of affairs, it is! This week we got Trust Wallet handin’ out apologies (and hopefully some coin!), a feller over at Coinbase gettin’ acquainted with the local constabulary, and Uniswap fiddlin’ with its finances. A spirited … Read more
According to the wise folks at CoinGecko, a motley crew of 27 entities across six countries have decided to hoard ETH as part of their treasure-hunting strategies. Together, they’ve amassed about 5% of the total supply, which is a staggering $17.7 billion worth of digital dreams. That’s more than enough to buy a small nation-or at least a decent-sized yacht!
Behold, the proposal to tether the protocol’s brand and intellectual property to the will of the DAO-a noble endeavor, yet one that met its end in the shadow of apathy. Meanwhile, the price of AAVE descended with the grace of a fallen star, plummeting a grim 14% this week. 😢
Let us dissect these mechanical bulls with the precision of a Soviet-era bureaucrat auditing a sausage factory-every ruble counts, comrade.