According to the wizards at CryptoQuant, the Bull Score indicator hit rock bottom on Thursday. Analysts are now waving their arms frantically, shouting that immediate action is needed to prevent a prolonged slump. Because, you know, nothing says “fun” like a financial rollercoaster. 🎢
It’s the classic quarterly ritual: FIRETRAIL, ever so punctual in its filing, reports that it has rid itself of its Ryan Specialty holdings entirely. In the form of a 137,533-share divestment, the move is as smooth as it is decisive, marking the reduction of $9,316,616 in exposure. The price, as is so often the case, reflects only the passing whims of market sentiment.
The November 6 SEC filing reveals a complete liquidation of holdings-a deus ex machina for institutional patience. Where once Wilson Asset saw 2.67% of its AUM tethered to Avantor’s promises, now only the void remains. The quarterly average price of $11.43 per share, a figure that would have once signified stability, now mocks the market’s capacity for self-deception.
More than $104 billion in old Bitcoin has moved since 2024, and it’s got people arguing if the OGs are leaving the market for good or if traders are just having a field day.
Aster (ASTER), the plucky little coin, has been holding its ground above the $1 psychological level, which is more than can be said for some of us after a night at the pub. Recent volatility has been like a Discworld winter-unpredictable and a bit chilly. But hey, early signs of stabilization are here, and futures open interest is climbing like a climber with a climbing habit. Traders are positioning for a breakout, though whether it’s a breakout of joy or despair remains to be seen. 🤔🎢
XRP (XRP) price is now eyeing the $2.00 HTF support like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. After a sharp decline from the $2.72 resistance, it’s time for a dramatic retest. And guess what? Early signs of demand are popping up like daisies in a field of existential dread. Could this be the bottom? Only the universe knows-and it’s not answering its phone. 🤷
Google gave us a sneak peek at Ironwood during the Google Cloud Next ’25 shindig in April, and now it’s opening the floodgates. They’re pitching it as the chip for the “age of inference,” where models need to think, respond, and generate faster than a kid grabbing the last slice of cake. 🍰
In the third quarter of 2025, Uptick Partners, LLC, a name that suggests a firm perpetually one step behind the market, chose to dance with STRV, adding 61,914 shares to its portfolio. The transaction, estimated at $2.57 million, brought the firm’s total holdings to 324,864 shares, valued at $14.03 million by quarter-end. One might call it a modest coup-or perhaps a prudent hedge against the inevitable collapse of the next speculative bubble.
Tokyo-based Metaplanet Inc. has decided to play financial tightrope walker. They’ve borrowed $100M against their existing Bitcoin holdings to buy more BTC, all while Bitcoin’s price is “on sale” at $102K. It’s like buying a house with a mortgage while the real estate market’s in a midlife crisis. 🏠💸
This dance of despair repeats itself daily: a hopeful leap, a bearish yawn. Why? Because the market’s balance sheet reads like a tragicomedy-buyers and sellers arguing over who gets the last crumb of cake.
