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Ah, the winds of change sweep through the crypto steppe, and North Korea’s hackers ride at the forefront, their AI steeds galloping across blockchains. No longer do they need armies of programmers; a single AI can unravel smart contracts like a poet untangling a metaphor. 🧵📜

As of this writing, the Chainlink price hovers near $17.95-a figure as unremarkable as a minor character in a Russian novel. Yet, beneath this facade of mediocrity, an ascending wedge pattern, much like the slow unraveling of a doomed romance, has been shaping LINK’s destiny since late 2023. Will it break free? Or will it collapse into the abyss of $13.50-$14.50? Only time-and perhaps a few overly confident analysts-will tell.

Apparently, he fell down a “rabbit hole” of it, he says. Honestly, sounds a bit silly, doesn’t it? Like he tripped over a particularly stubborn carrot.🥕 Anyway, he’s plonked a ‘significant portion’ – which means over $25,000 of perfectly good money, mind you! – into this XRP business. A truly enormous amount!

Snorter Token’s ($SNORT) $5.5M presale is hurtling toward its grand finale in 48 hours, like a drunkard sprinting toward last call. Investors are flocking, presumably armed with wallets and a dash of recklessness.

In what we might call a courtroom comedy, the B.C. Supreme Court declared the exchange innocent, since they had forewarned her more times than a mother nags her child. The woman, persuaded by a charming online friend-who probably had a French accent and a pet llama-invested in a scheme with promised daily returns of about one percent. Because, of course, what could possibly go wrong?

Indeed, as Bitcoin wavers between $106,000 and $111,000, the timid souls among traders, like frightened children, cry out at every shadow, yet they overlook the grand design that whispers of a bullish future. 🧠💸

This, my dear reader, is no mere administrative trifle. It is a seismic shift in the way the ravenous tech behemoths-AI and Bitcoin miners-siphon the lifeblood of America’s power grid. As these titans of industry vie for the dwindling nectar of electricity, the demand surges with a ferocity unseen since the last great energy crisis. Or perhaps since the last time I tried to charge my electric toothbrush during a heatwave. 🔌

This peculiar assertion emerged amidst the backdrop of a presidential pardon, a gesture that, one might say, danced on the edge of judicial absurdity. The White House, ever the stage for such performances, declared it a constitutional ritual, a nod to the turbulent era of crypto regulation under the previous administration. 🎭