Speaker Urn From Spotify and Liquid Death Lets You Rock Out the Afterlife

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You probably have some questions, and I’m happy to answer them. Yes, it’s true – these are actual cremation urns with a built-in Bluetooth speaker in the lid! It’s a strange world, and now apparently, there’s music for the afterlife. Spotify and Liquid Death made only 150 of these urns available in the US last week, and they cost $495 each. Unfortunately, they’ve already sold out. Sorry if you were hoping to buy one!

It’s actually pretty fun! The idea of listening to your favorite music on shuffle in the afterlife is really neat. The trailer suggests it’s not meant to be a serious story, and honestly, it’s hilarious. There’s a scene where a happy family is shown, then the camera cuts to an urn on their coffee table with a picture of Grandma looking relaxed. She can enjoy listening to “Bennie and the Jets” forever! And according to the ad, music even reduces ghostly activity by 47%.

Create Your Own Eternal Playlist

To celebrate a new product launch, Spotify is now offering a fun feature that lets you design a playlist for… well, eternity! U.S. users can visit the Eternal Playlist Generator and answer questions about their preferences – things like their overall mood and even what spooky sounds they enjoy – to receive a custom-made mix perfect for endless listening.

This product is definitely one of the strangest we’ve come across in a long time. It really makes you wonder who comes up with these ideas! While it’s completely absurd, it’s also strangely fascinating. If this is a glimpse of what’s to come, I suspect we’re all headed for a very unusual future – maybe even an eternal one, listening to music for all time.

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2026-03-04 00:32