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Like a soldier whose courage is tested in every skirmish, Strategy continued its relentless march this week, fortifying its treasury with even more of the shimmering digital gold-bitcoin. This act aligns with the stirring promises of Michael Saylor, a man as zealous as a Cossack in his pursuit, who proclaimed a “₿ig Week” while presenting the grand Strategy Accumulation Chart-an unassailable testament to their unwavering resolve. Meanwhile, market whispers told of bitcoin dipping below $93,000, casting shadows reminiscent of the crucible moments in old Russian sagas, where the bear’s roar was heard even in the bleakest of times.

This breaks the streak of the company’s rather underwhelming Bitcoin buys that would fail to impress the community. 🤯

Ah, mais c’est là le premier coup d’éclat depuis mai, lorsque le prix du BTC dansait autour des 100 000 dollars. Son trésor, désormais, brille de 649 870 BTC, une fortune qui vaut presque 62 milliards de dollars, même après que ce précieux métal numérique ait subi une correction plus drôle qu’une chute de chaise dans une pièce de Molière.

johndoeshib, the self-proclaimed herald of this new era, tweets with the fervor of a prophet: “Migrate or be damned!” For verily, the old public RPC endpoints shall be extinguished, their flickering lights snuffed out by the merciless hand of progress. To survive, one must manually rewrite their wallet settings to the new endpoint-a task as daunting as climbing Mount Sinai with a Shiba Inu chained to one’s ankle. 🐾

Traders, once starry-eyed with dreams of riches, now clutch their wallets like misers, muttering, “Breakthrough or blunder? Must we always learn the hard way?” 🧐

Now, XRP is holding onto the $2.20 support like a man clutching a last ounce of sanity in a madhouse. Each time the price dips into this zone, it’s like watching a cat with nine lives-quickly bouncing back, seemingly demanding that liquidity gods and market demons alike respect its resilience. But the real kicker? To truly wake the giant, XRP needs to barge headlong above the $2.30 resistance and shout, “I am still here!” For over a week, that ceiling has been a stubborn gatekeeper, blocking enthusiasm and fanning the flames of traders’ impatience. Break that barrier, and off we go-10-15% rally, aiming for $2.45, then possibly, if the gods of chaos smile, hitting near $2.52, where liquidity whispers sweet nothings. So, tell me, are the bulls still in this-or just binge-watching the drama from the sidelines? 🤔

All over the planet, investors are swinging from the chandelier, their minds as boggled as a Teetotaler in a pub. This happens at a moment when Bitcoin is tentatively skating on the thin ice of $95,700, having just taken a merry jig from the volatility monster. 🎢

Crypto trader WillyWonkaXRP, a man whose faith wavers like a pendulum of old, declared: “I’ve been drawn to Evernode, for in its code I perceive the pulse of a new epoch-nay, a revolution! 🤖✨ Yet I return to Ripple’s fold, to combat the cacophony of falsehoods!” A noble quest, though one suspects the siren song of gains unfulfilled may yet lure him back to the shadows. 😏

“Ethereum’s marching into the same supercycle that turned Bitcoin into a magic beanstalk,” announces Tom Lee, ardent conqueror of crypto confusion and befuddled explorer of digital frontiers. He compares Ethereum’s current rally to Bitcoin’s stellar 100x ascension-warning, however, that life in crypto is more rollercoaster than joyride. 🎢