This wasn’t a sale. It was a dissection. The Swiss fund carved its stake down to 305,333 shares, a skeleton crew of what once was 1.6% of their 13F portfolio. Now that’s 0.2% lingering like a bad debt.
If ADA falls below $0.60, we might be looking at a catastrophic sell-off, which could push the price all the way down to $0.515. It’s like watching a plane slowly spiral towards the ground. 🙃
Two of these tokens are being snatched up like candy corn at a discount, while one’s being bought with the confidence of a kid who’s positive the Tooth Fairy’s real. Let’s peek into the cauldron…
According to a SEC filing, Regency suddenly owns 49,451 AEP shares, which is 2.65% of their U.S. equity assets. The prior quarter? No mention. Like they just woke up one day and thought, “Hey, let’s pretend we care about utilities.”
The pardon restored his full civil and business rights, allowing a potential return to Binance’s leadership. Because nothing says “trust me” like a convicted felon getting a fresh start. 🕵️♂️
As of Thursday, ethereum (ETH) hovers at $3,781, a pale specter descending 4.99% in a day and 2.63% weekly, as futures open interest swells to a chilling $47.49 billion, per coinglass.com stats. The market, a trick-or-treat bag of risk, brims with restless energy. 🕯️
According to Cryptorank, November has been Bitcoin’s “golden mine” for over a decade. Remember 2013? A 453.9% surge in four weeks? That’s more like a cryptocurrency Christmas. 🎄🔥 Still, if you’re selling now, you’re basically saying, “I trust my gut more than 10 years of data. What could go wrong?” 🤔
BONK has slumped 3.8% in the last 24 hours to $0.00001402, its Solana-based dreams of glory momentarily dashed. 🌙✨ The meme coin couldn’t hold onto its recent rebound, proving once again that even in the crypto world, pride goeth before a fall. 😇
Bitcoin is diving like it’s on an Olympic trampoline after the Fed cut interest rates. Classic, right?
Let us parse this tale with due solemnity. In the third quarter of 2025, Regency Capital-keepers of the Golden Pineapple Fund, rumored to be based in the volcanic isles of Hawaii-acquired Exxon Mobil shares at an average price that would make a Lannister raise an eyebrow. The position now stands at 31,992 shares, worth $3.61 million as the market’s hourglass emptied on September 30.
