Choosing Between AI and Tech ETFs: VGT or CHAT for the Canny Investor

To the casual observer, VGT appears as that dependable veteran, a bit like Sir Investalot, who’s seen it all and still manages to look unruffled, even as the world burns around him. CHAT, meanwhile, is more of a sprightly newcomer, boasting higher returns but at the expense of higher fees and a notably smaller entourage of supporters (cue the sound of a pinprick exploding a balloon-frivolous but pointed).

Vanishing Shares: Kettle Hill’s Spectral Exit from Abercrombie & Fitch

Picture, if you dare, the labyrinthine corridors of bureaucratic solemnity, where numbers and shares are but the tokens of a strange, unseen game. On this day, a decree arrived: Kettle Hill, that shadowy titan of institutional artifice, had sold every last one of its holdings-282,366 shares, no less-of the venerable Abercrombie & Fitch by the dawn of July’s close, reducing their involvement to nothingness, an absence as profound as the void between two stars. The trader’s ledger reports that this wholesale exodus caused a shift of $23.39 million in wealth-an amount large enough to buy a small country or perhaps a single doomed city, if only such things were susceptible to acquisition. The firm’s position is now as ghosted as the telegraph wires of old, a spectral presence in the market’s haunted mansion.

Can the Stock Market Defy Logic and Achieve a Third Consecutive 20% Gain?

Yet, as is often the case in these absurd spectacles of economic volatility, time would prove an unexpected balm. Trump paused the implementation of some of the tariffs, and despite the lingering threat of rising trade barriers, inflation has not surged to the feared levels. As the year draws to a close, the stock market finds itself at a crossroads. Could it possibly defy all expectations and post a third consecutive annual gain of 20% or more? It is a question that hangs in the air, a paradox that seems too improbable to entertain-but here we are.

Labyrinth of Rising Stocks: A Kafkaesque Inquiry into Market Momentum

Among the indices, these stocks-unlike the rest-stand in stark contrast: Dollar General (DG +4.58%), Expedia Group (EXPE +2.57%), and EPAM Systems (EPAM 0.27%)-are thrown into the flickering torchlight, their recent performance echoing a superficial trend. They occupy a place within the top decile, the echelon of recent performers buttressed by the inscrutable machinery of market forces and the endless, nameless expectations of unseen spectators. They could serve as anchors or illusions, depending on how one interprets the shifting sands of fiscal tide-a notion as arbitrary as fate itself.

Nvidia vs AMD: The AI Dividend Duel of 2026

The critical rewriting instructions mention deepening the analysis through the dividend hunter lens. So, discuss AMD and Nvidia’s financials in terms of their sustainability, growth rates, margins, and how that affects their ability to pay dividends in the future. Even if the original doesn’t mention dividends, imply that as a dividend hunter, you’re looking for companies that can grow and sustain profits, thus supporting future dividends.

LINK’s Tumble: A Tale of Woe, Wraiths, and Wrapped Assets 🌉💸

Coinbase, those bounders, revealed they’ve chosen Chainlink’s Cross-Chain Interoperability Protocol (CCIP) to power their new bridge, connecting a cool $7 billion in wrapped assets-cbETH, cbBTC, and the ever-charming cbDOGE. A jolly institutional nod to Chainlink’s cross-chain wizardry, what? 🎩✨

Crypto ETF Chaos: 124 Filings & a Liquidity Bloodbath 😈

Crypto exchange-traded funds (ETFs) remain a major focus in the digital asset market as Bloomberg ETF analyst Eric Balchunas shared on social media platform X on Dec. 11, highlighting the scale of active crypto exchange-traded product (ETP) registrations. His post centered on the growing number of filings and the competitive landscape forming around them.

XRP’s $2 Woes: Bulls in Despair, Bears in Charge! 💸🐻

XRP isn’t the only crypto sulking today-the entire economy’s teetering below $3T, down 2.85% 📉. Our favorite digital token lost 3.5% vs. the dollar, diving below $2.00 with the grace of a penguin on rollerblades 🐧🛼. Resistance zones? More like resistance zones of heartbreak between $2.05-$2.10. The 1-hour chart? A bloodbath in red, because apparently, traders have a “$2.00 allergy” 💸.