The Securities and Exchange Commission received a filing on November 14, its language as sterile as a coroner’s report. Stadium Capital Management had liquidated 61,700 GitLab shares during Q3, reducing its stake to 84,683 shares valued at $3.8 million. The transaction shaved $2.8 million from the position’s worth-a subtraction that speaks louder than any quarterly letter.
On the 1-hour chart, behold! A mighty uptrend emerges from the depths, starting around the 22nd like a gallant hero emerging from the fog of obscurity. With a noble series of higher highs and higher lows, our brave asset marches through the 24th, as if saying, “Fear not, for I shall rise!” These candles-tall, proud, and full of bullish conviction-stand like soldiers at attention, confirming the momentum of our market warriors. 🏆
Cristiano Castro, BlackRock’s director of business development in Brazil, announced this at a Blockchain Conference. He called it “a big surprise” and admitted they were optimistic but “didn’t expect this scale.” Classic. 🤷♂️
The filing, delivered with November’s melancholy, reveals a 4-million-share acquisition spree. Let us not call it a “position”-such vulgarity!-but rather a curated collection, representing 1.9% of their 13F gallery. To lose 41% in a year, as Chemours has, is a misfortune; to lose 80% since 2017 suggests a certain artistic commitment to tragedy. Yet Cooper Creek, ever the connoisseur of undervalued narratives, sees “value” where others see vacancy.
According to the good folks at SEC, who keep tabs even on the smallest mules in the barn, Cooper Creek made a clean sweep of almost everything – selling that many shares in the third quarter – a period when most folks still had their hopes high for a turnaround. Now, this sale shrinks their stake from a fat 2.7 percent of their total assets down to a mere 0.4 percent. It’s as if they decided Macy’s was no longer worth a spot in their front porch, and that’s a mighty telling sign. New ownership now favors other horses in the race, with holdings in steadier, more predictable outfits like OI, NWL, CXW, BBWI, and AAP. As I write, Macy’s stock stands at $22.36, up a good forty percent from last year’s dust – outperforming even the fancy S&P 500’s sluggish 14 percent. If this keeps up, maybe the old girl isn’t as dead in the water as some would have you believe.
On the 30th day of November, Mr. Buterin, in a tone both grave and dripping with sarcasm, implored the good folk of Zcash to abstain from adopting a scheme-token-based voting-which, he asserts, would cast a shadow over the long-standing civil liberties they cherish, in favour of fleeting riches. Ah, the eternal struggle between gold and virtue! 💸🛡️
Bitcoin is trading at $91,482 on Sunday, Nov. 30, 2025, and prediction markets Polymarket and Kalshi show traders leaning toward moderate upside expectations, treating extreme price targets like they’re from another galaxy. Traders are betting Bitcoin might soar by the year’s end, but definitely not in a way that will make you drop your coffee cup.
So, here we are, comparing the charts. Is Monad showing the same signs of failure as Pi Coin? Or is there some hope, somewhere? Let’s find out!
According to Ali-yes, that Ali, the crypto prophet who probably sleeps in a room filled with monitors-whale activity has plummeted faster than Grandma’s emotional stability at a family reunion. The last two months have seen these giants break into stealth mode, perhaps hiding because they saw the market’s mood and thought, “Eh, maybe a nap is in order.”
Capital inflows into the crypto market have fallen from $60 billion to $10 billion over the past month.
