The quarterly report, submitted to the SEC, clearly states that Roubaix Capital had liquidated its entire stake in Chart Industries during the third quarter. The once-substantial holding of 42,136 shares was sold off, reducing the fund’s reported U.S. equity portfolio by $6.9 million. A full liquidation, no less, of what had previously accounted for 3.3% of the fund’s assets.
The enigmatic Roubaix Capital, LLC, in a move as sudden as a thunderclap, liquidated its entire holding in Magnite (MGNI 3.92%), casting 260,735 shares into the void during Q3 2025, per a cryptic scroll filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission on November 12, 2025. The sum? A modest $6,288,928, though the true value lies in the silence that followed. By quarter’s end, no shares of Magnite lingered in the fund’s vaults, as though the company had been swallowed by a black hole of doubt.
should this support falter, the asset shall plunge into the abyss, where shadows lurk and hope is but a distant memory. 🕳️💸
Plot twist: Selling pressure is dipping faster than my dating app profile after a breakup. Whales are hoovering up ETH like it’s last-minute Halloween candy, and they’re not stopping for breath. Is this the start of a comeback? Only if you believe in magic… and math. ✨🧮
The financial circus is in town, folks! Today, Nasdaq conducts a grand spectacle: the launch of the very first spot $XRP ETF in the U.S., dubbed ‘$XRPC’. This isn’t just a pebble thrown into the pond; it’s a giant splash to bring XRP into the big leagues with Bitcoin and Ethereum, like a new kid at the crypto prom! 🕺💃
Last week, Filecoin tailed Internet Computer (ICP) like a lovesick puppy. Both play in decentralized computing’s sandbox, but while ICP is the swanky penthouse, Filecoin’s the reliable umbrella stand-less glamorous but arguably more useful in a downpour. 🌧️💼
The venerable JPMorgan, that titan of tradition, has now leapt into the blockchain fray like a man in a bow tie at a rave. Their JPM Coin, a digital dollar token, now glides across Coinbase’s Base network, allowing institutional clients to shift funds 24/7 with the urgency of a man who’s just realized he’s late for tea. ☕
Call him the Crypto President, for his tweets alone could send Bitcoin into a tizzy of joy or despair. And what of his meme coin, $TRUMP? A digital trophy for the ages! 🎩✨
In June 2025, the brave folks at Circle decided to throw their hat into the ring with an IPO on the New York Stock Exchange. Stock skyrocketed to $300-talk about a lunar ride! That’s a +1,000% return faster than you can say “cryptocurrency is dead,” ahaha! 😂
The analysts, those modern-day soothsayers, are clutching their charts like prayer books, their eyes fixed on the sacred $94,000 support zone. One can almost hear their whispers: “Is this the end of days, or merely a dramatic pause before the next act?” 🎭
