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This analyst, Burak Kesmeci – a name I fully expect to be mispronouncing at a cocktail party – noticed Bitcoin went up almost 4% since January 1st. Groundbreaking. He also says Americans are buying more of it. Which, again, doesn’t surprise me. America loves a hype cycle. He’s looking at “Coinbase premiums” which is basically how much extra US investors are willing to pay. Turns out, they’re still a little skeptical, which, honestly, good for them. 😌

With routine escrow unlocks adding minimal net supply, market sentiment is shifting from fear to structural resilience. 🤯 Or just a very tired market.

Where now, dear reader, are the treasures of XRP? Do they lie in the dustbins of retail gloom? Nay! For while sentiment teeters like a drunkard on a scaffold, data whispers of ETF inflows so vast they make financial economists reconsider their life choices. Santiment’s scrolls reveal bearish chatter now waxing 20-30% fiercer than November’s moping-that is to say, depths plumbed even by the most embittered ex.

Ended ’25 at twenty cents, which is…well, it’s somethin’. Now, we took this situation to one of them artificial thinkin’ machines, ChatGPT, and asked it what ’26 held. Wanted to know the worst, the absolute bottom of the barrel. Figured even a machine can spin a yarn about money.

Ilya Lichtenstein, the self-confessed hacker of crypto exchange Bitfinex, has been released from prison ahead of schedule. On January 2, 2026, he confirmed his newfound freedom in a social media post that set tongues wagging once again about one of crypto’s most notorious crimes. 🕵️‍♂️

With the market responding as predictably as a divan collapsing under winter’s weight-a plunge in stock prices, a storm of short sellers-the exigent question lingers: Is this merely the prelude to a grander, more glacial financial opera? Bishara, ever the sage in a sea of calamity, opines on the likelihood of a deluge of lawsuits, each one a mere clone in this frostbitten parade.