At the time of writing, DOGE was down 1.21% in the last 24 hours, trading at $0.1297. That’s right, folks, it’s approaching a support level so critical, it makes my high school math exams look like a walk in the park. And guess what? It already broke a multi-year support trendline. Oopsie! 😬
A brief comparison of these funds, much like comparing the tea at Lady Bracknell’s to the tea at a village fete, reveals divergences in cost, performance, and portfolio construction. Let us peruse the ledger with the precision of a man who has never lost a wager-and the skepticism of one who suspects the dice may be weighted.
According to the estimable MDRT’s December report, some 80% of Americans regard the economic horizon with the caution of a man approaching a suspiciously placid pond, while 44% of investors maintain the optimism of a debutante at her first garden party. [shortcode:investor_poll] These contradictory impulses are perfectly natural, my dear fellow – akin to worrying about the weather while simultaneously hoping for a splendid sunset.
According to the U.S. Attorney’s Office (aka the fun police), Lunn used her VP gig at Prosperity Bank to access customer data without their permission. Because who needs consent when you’re cooking up a fraudulent Paycheck Protection Plan (PPP) loan scheme? 🍳💰 She applied for four PPP loans and a commercial loan, claiming they were for her husband’s businesses. Spoiler alert: they weren’t. 😬
Both IVV and VOO mirror the sprawling tableau of the S&P 500, capturing the breath and pulse of America’s titans-each number a story, each share a whisper of economic hope and decline. Their task is simple yet profound: to reflect, unerringly, the performance of the continent’s largest companies, those colossi standing amidst the tumult of change. Here, the investment soul considers not just numbers but the symbolic weight-the promise of growth, the shadow of risk-woven into the fabric of these funds. As leaves fall and rise in their seasonal cadence, so do these ETFs replicate the eternal rhythm of the market-its volatility, its resilience, its quiet, relentless tide.
VOO, the elder statesman, charges a modest fee and offers a more generous dividend, akin to a nobleman who shares his wine. MGK, the ambitious upstart, demands more of your coin but dangles the bauble of higher returns. A delicate dance of cost and reward, where prudence and avarice waltz in tandem.
Tether, the stalwart of stablecoins, has decided to take a bold leap from its comfort zone as a mere backend issuer to the wild world of end-users. 🌊
VT and SPGM have donned their finest attire to offer a splendid smorgasbord of global equity diversification, prancing across the fields of developed and emerging markets. VT, the elder statesman of total-market coverage, plays the wise old owl, while SPGM, the sprightly newcomer, brings a slightly skewed balance of sectors and a juicier yield to the table, making this tête-à-tête particularly delicious for those pondering their core portfolio ingredients.
South Korea’s Hyundai Group faced a serious security scare on December 19. Therefore, employees were evacuated from major Seoul offices in the aftermath of a bomb threat. The email was demanding payment in Bitcoin. Authorities later said the threat was a hoax. However, the incident heightened concerns about the increasing digital extortion of large corporations.
Yet history, that most fickle of companions, whispers caution. While the index’s annual average leans toward 10%, the past three years have been as lavish as Lady Catherine’s dinner parties: 2023 and 2024 each boasting returns exceeding 23%, and 2022’s 19% loss redeemed with a 77% rebound. One might suppose the market had resolved to outdo itself, as if determined to prove its worth to skeptics with a flourish.