XRP’s Open Interest: -2,490% Chaos! 🧨

Open interest, that fickle flame, can flicker into negative percentages with the grace of a drunken flamingo. 🦩🔥 A small drop in contracts, and voilà! The numbers scream “apocalypse,” but really, it’s just the market yawned and spilled its coffee. ☕

A Chemical Waltz: Wilshire’s Gamble Amidst Huntsman’s Plunge

The SEC filing, a document as dry as the polyurethanes Huntsman produces, revealed that First Wilshire’s third-quarter purchases had inflated its position in HUN to 1.13 million shares, valued at $10.13 million by quarter’s end. This numerical ballet was no accident of arithmetic but a calculated choreography, blending fresh acquisitions with the ebb and flow of share prices like a chemist balancing equations. The fund’s latest move, however, reads less like a scientific formula and more like a poet’s gamble-betting on a revival in a stock that has plummeted 45% over the past year, a decline so steep it would make a black swan envious.

Camtek’s Record Revenue and a Fund’s Mysterious $3M Exit Amid 30% Rally

The transaction, recorded in the annals of financial bureaucracy, reduced First Wilshire’s stake to 206,424 shares, valued at $21.68 million by quarter’s end. This amounted to a 1.94% shift in the fund’s total reportable assets under management. A number, yes, but in the theater of investing, numbers are mere props. The true performance lies in the subtext: a 30% ascent in Camtek’s share price over the past year, outpacing the S&P 500 by double digits. Yet here we are, witnessing a ballet of profit-taking and portfolio discipline, choreographed by the invisible hand of risk management.

When the Oil’s Down, the Dividend’s Up: A $4M Wager on California’s Energy Gamble 🎲

Let’s rewind. Kore Advisors LP, a fund with the thrill-seeking energy of a 1970s game show host, initiated a new position in CRC. That’s finance-speak for “Hey, boss, we’re buying a chunk of that California oil company!” According to the SEC filing (dated November 14), they now hold $4 million in CRC shares. Their portfolio now boasts 13 “reportable positions”-which, in plain English, means they’ve got 13 investments they can’t hide from their mom… or the government.

Altcoin Agony & Bitcoin’s Tyranny: A 2026 Redemption Tale! 🚀💸

CyrilXBT, that weary prophet of the digital age, peers into the abyss of Bitcoin’s dominance, his Twitter missives echoing like mad rants in a cathedral of zeros and ones. “Behold!” he cries, “the almighty BTC hoards souls like a miser hoards gold, while altcoins bleed liquidity into the void!”

Crypto for Christmas? Inflation Still Stings!

A new holiday spending survey from Visa Inc. shows a growing appetite for digital assets as gifts, even as inflation continues to limit disposable income, which is about as much as a squirrel’s stash of acorns. 🐿️ The contrast highlights a deeper shift in how households adapt when money feels tight.