Coleman’s Gambit: Down 40% and Laughing

They call it an open-source document database. I call it a holding pattern. Sure, it’s got all the buzzwords: multicloud, AI, preventing unauthorized access… sounds like a digital panopticon, doesn’t it? The company’s been riding the AI wave, but the wave is crashing, and everyone’s scrambling for a life raft. Ten-bagger since 2017? Yeah, well, so was my uncle’s Ponzi scheme until it wasn’t. They hit a high in December, then… poof. Vanished like a bad trip. Sixty-one times forward earnings? Are they selling dreams now, or just data storage? The valuation is a hallucination, a shimmering mirage in the desert of overhyped tech.







