Equal-Weighted ETF Sale Sparks Market Reflection

On November 7, 2025, the Securities and Exchange Commission bore witness to a transaction that, in the annals of financial history, may one day be cited as a moment of quiet introspection. Frisch Financial, having held 180,506 shares of QQQE by quarter’s end, reduced its stake by nearly a quarter, leaving the position valued at $18.34 million. This was no mere arithmetic adjustment but a statement-a recalibration of faith in the equal-weighted doctrine amid the tempest of market forces. The price of QQQE, $101.08 on that date, bore the faint scars of a year’s labor, rising 8.12% yet trailing the S&P 500 by 3.88 percentage points, a subtle rebuke to the egalitarian ideals of its construction.

Solmate & RockawayX: Billion-Dollar Crypto Merge!

Abu Dhabi-focused Solana infrastructure firm Solmate (SLMT) has signed a non-binding term sheet to acquire digital asset firm RockawayX in an all-stock deal that would create an institutional crypto group with more than $2 billion in assets and third-party stake. Because why not? 🤝

Bitcoin Bonanza: A Tale of Tickers, Tether, and Tremendous BTC 🚀

The Bitcoin-centric phantasmagoria known as Twenty One Capital marches toward its NYSE listing like a drunken sailor toward a bar, ticker “XXI” affixed to its forehead. The merger with Cantor Equity Partners (CEP), a SPAC of dubious repute, shall conclude Dec. 8, pending the usual bureaucratic incantations.

Eric Trump’s Bitcoin Bet: $500,000 or Bust!😜

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American Bitcoin (ABTC) is playing it smart, folks. Instead of wasting money on management extravaganzas, they’re investing in miners and buying Bitcoin like it’s a box of Magic Cards. The big idea? Each share should be like a tiny Bitcoin vending machine – more sats, more fun! Because who needs profits when you can have… more Bitcoin per share?

🤑 Ex-Citadel Quants Flip the Financial World with $17M Stablecoin Gambit 🌍

Krotinsky and Dheeraj, once toiling in Citadel’s ivory towers, claim their epiphany struck while attempting to pay users of a Reddit-like platform. Ah, the struggles of the modern alchemist! Now, they proclaim Fin as “the payments app of the future,” a phrase so grand it could only be uttered with a straight face in a world gone mad. 🌌😂