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At first blush, treasury company Strategy (Nasdaq: MSTR) and mining firm Mara Holdings (Nasdaq: MARA) appear as twin peas in a cosmic pod. Both are revered names in the bitcoin community, hoarding BTC like Scrooge McDuck in a crypto-themed vault. Strategy, however, possesses tenfold the BTC of its rival, yet both employ the same strategy: hoarding the digital coin to maximize yield. But according to Vaneck’s Head of Digital Assets Research, Matthew Sigel, Mara’s financial acrobatics are far more precarious than a penguin on roller skates.

Analysts, bless them, are watching this spectacle with the keen eye of a spy at a royal ball. The verdict? This little duel might just decide the crypto’s fate-either sky-high or belly-flop. With on-chain data flashing “beware!” signals brighter than a cameraman’s flash, the traders are all nerves, half expecting a rebound and half fearing a catastrophic tumble. Oh, the suspense! 🎭

The fall, a cruel mistress, erased all gains from previous attempts to reclaim the lofty $94,000-$95,000 zone, marking the second such calamity this month, as if the market itself were weeping for the lost gold. 📉😭

UNI’s 1-hour chart? Oh, it’s like watching paint dry. From the $6.20-$6.10 range, it’s fallen like a bad haircut into the current $5.81-$5.83 territory. That steady selling pressure is about as relentless as a gossip session at a family reunion. 🙄

Now, hold onto your hats, folks, because merchants across Europe will be able to accept EURC payments on Ethereum (ERC-20), Solana (SPL), and Base. Yes, you read that right. They’re not just dabbling in one, but THREE blockchain networks. So, in a world where speed and security are often at odds like two people fighting over the last slice of pizza, these guys have managed to make blockchain transactions faster and more secure-like having your cake and eating it too, only without the risk of a sugar crash.

In a tweet (or as the cool kids call it, an X), the sagacious guardians at Blockaid-who watch the crypto realm like hawks in sunglasses-revealed that PEPE’s website has become a playground for a malicious code named Inferno Drainer. Picture it as a digital vampire, sucking coins right out of your virtual wallet, all while you happily click away, oblivious as a squirrel in traffic. This malware redirects visitors-yes, you and your shiny tokens-to a doppelgänger portal that looks just like the real deal, but with a sinister twist. Clicking on the phishing links there? That’s like signing a check for your entire bank account. Nice. 🦇🧛‍♂️