Bitcoin Miners Turned AI Cowboys: MARA’s 17% Stock Surge Rides Into Town

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What to know:

  • The folks at MARA Holdings, once bit by the crypto bug, now partner with Starwood Digital Ventures to build AI data centers-because why not?
  • Bitcoin miners, it seems, have traded their pickaxes for server racks and a side of existential dread.
  • Shares leapt 17% post-market, because hope springs eternal-or maybe someone remembered how to spell “diversify.”

MARA Holdings’ stock, like a startled jackrabbit, bolted 17% upward after the company declared war on its own past. Thursday brought news of a pact with Starwood Capital Group, a deal so bold it could make a grizzled Texas oilman weep into his Stetson. Together, they’ll erect data centers across the U.S., repurposing old Bitcoin mines into temples of artificial intelligence.

These sites, once dedicated to chasing digital gold, now serve enterprise clouds and AI overlords. Starwood, a firm with $125 billion in assets (because who doesn’t?), will handle the nitty-gritty: design, construction, and luring tenants like a carnival barker with a PhD. The plan? Crank out 1 gigawatt of computing power now, with dreams of scaling to 2.5 gigawatts-because nothing says “practical” like doubling down on silicon and circuits.

This pivot is no mere whim. MARA, once a Bitcoin miner par excellence, now leans on its secret weapon: access to power so cheap, it’d make Thomas Edison blush. As tech firms gnash their teeth over electricity bills, MARA’s got the keys to the kingdom-er, the substation.

The move fits neatly into a grand tradition: Bitcoin miners, after the recent halving (a cruel joke if ever there was one), finding themselves with empty pockets and a burning need to reinvent. With Bitcoin prices drooping and power costs rising, the only way to go is sideways-into AI hosting, HPC, or whatever buzzword is trending.

Bitfarms, another miner, recently rebranded as Keel Infrastructure, a name so bland it could pass for a spreadsheet. But MARA, bless its stubborn heart, insists Bitcoin remains “a core pillar.” Its CEO, Fred Thiel, wrote to shareholders with the optimism of a man who’s never met a bear market: “Our long-term conviction remains unchanged.” One imagines him sipping coffee brewed from Bitcoin blocks.

MARA’s Q4 earnings, however, tell a different tale. Revenues dipped 6% to $202.3 million, a stumble blamed on a 14% drop in Bitcoin’s price. But hey, at least the stock price isn’t mining for hope anymore-it’s just mining for profit. Progress!

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2026-02-27 00:57