Enter @DeFiWilmar, the on-chain detective who’s basically Sherlock Holmes if Sherlock wore Crocs and yelled “INSIDER TRADING!” every 10 minutes. 🕵️♂️ He noticed this whale pulled the same stunt two months ago, made $300 million, and now we’re all just… waiting to see if our portfolios turn into digital confetti. 🎉
Bitcoin whales are suddenly singing a bearish tune just hours before Trump graces us with yet another announcement from the White House. Hold your hats, folks.
The shares were 5% higher in early trading on Thursday, around $1.79. (Still cheaper than a decent cup of coffee-pro tip.)
In the third quarter, the entity reduced its position by approximately 221,600 shares, a gesture toward equilibrium in the face of an ascending stock price. The valuation, derived from an average closure, amounted to $30 million. Post-transaction, the fund retained 4.9 million shares, their cumulative worth hovering at $722.4 million-a figure that, in the grand design of the system, seemed neither excessive nor insufficient.
The latest in Larsen’s little “I’ll sell it when it’s hot” routine was his biggest sale yet. And surprise, surprise, it happened during one of XRP’s most chaotic months-October. It seems like the coins were just begging to be sold!
With many new developments surrounding Ripple and XRP, even analysts who didn’t believe the double-digit dream seem to be changing their stance. 🦄✨
On October 21, 2025, the aforementioned firm filed paperwork with the SEC revealing a rather enthusiastic acquisition spree. Their holdings in Atlantic Union now total 504,420 shares-worth $17.80 million, though one suspects the accountants might prefer not to dwell on the math. The transaction, priced at an average Q3 2025 closing rate, might be described as “bold” if one avoids adjectives like “quixotic.”
In a proclamation issued on Wednesday, Kraken disclosed that its Q3 2025 revenues, net of trading costs, soared to $648 million-a 50% leap in the quarter’s dance, a new zenith in the company’s odyssey. 🌌
This diatribe followed Schiff’s grand announcement-a digital gold standard, wrapped in an app and tied to a blockchain, as if such things could sanctify the profane. “Users shall buy gold, store it in vaults, transfer it like digital confetti, and redeem it with the elegance of a medieval barter,” Schiff proclaimed, his voice trembling with the fervor of a man who believes he has solved the human condition. Yet CZ, that jester of decentralization, scoffed at the notion, for what is a token if not a child’s scribble on a napkin, claiming it’s worth a castle? 🏰
The explosive growth of the artificial intelligence (AI) industry has created a systemic crisis: skyrocketing compute prices and a centralized marketplace for the power required to train new models. As companies race to innovate-with ethical stakes running high amid concerns like AI hallucinations and psychosis-a solution is urgently needed. Oh, how the little guys squirm under the weight of these digital overlords! 🧱🔥
