X’s Bot Blunder: Crypto Posts or a Joke?

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Ki Young Ju, the founder of CryptoQuant, has taken to X like a man with a quill and a grudge, declaring that the platform’s algorithm is as subtle as a sledgehammer. Instead of whacking bots, it’s punishing honest folks who dare to mention “crypto” with a straight face. 🧠

A Tale of Two Funds: VBK and SLYG in the Modern Financial Circus 🎪

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You see, SLYG and VBK might both chase the same rabbit-fast-growin’ small firms-but their trails diverge like a fork in the Mississippi. One’s a penny-pincher with a 0.07% expense ratio (VBK), the other’s a spendthrift at 0.15%. One’s a galleon with $39.7 billion in treasure (VBK), the other a skiff with $3.7 billion. And when the market thunderstorm rolls in? VBK’s liable to tilt like a drunken rooster, what with a beta of 1.43 versus SLYG’s 1.18.

XRP ETFs: A Dance with the Market’s Devil 📈🔥

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Yet, lo! The first day of sorrow arrived, a black mark upon the ledger of progress. But fear not, for even in this abyss of despair, the XRP ETFs ascended to new heights, their weekly trading volume a testament to the fickle nature of human desire-double the previous week’s folly, a mere whisper compared to the grandeur of December’s prior triumph. Is this not the tale of our time? A tale of hubris, of fleeting glory, and of markets that dance to the tune of chaos?