At midday UTC on Oct. 24, trading went bonkers, with volume spiking to 74.39 million-350% above average-pushing XLM to $0.3229. It’s like the token hit the espresso machine and said, “Let’s do this!” ☕️ But then it hit resistance at $0.3230, because even crypto needs a nap. 😴 Support held at $0.3150, keeping the day’s drama to a 4.2% volatility range. 🎢
The regulated derivatives market for XRP is growing up and getting serious-and the implications could make XRP and the market’s top altcoins get ready for a massive surge. Hold onto your hats, folks. 🚀
DuPont Capital, that spectral hand in the financial poker game, trimmed its Union Pacific position by 11,943 shares in the third quarter of 2025. The estimated value of the trade? Approximately $2.69 million. After this act of fiscal alchemy, the fund clung to 36,048 shares, worth $8.52 million, as of September 30, 2025. The math checks out-but the motives? They’re buried under layers of caffeine-fueled speculation and the faint scent of paranoia.
So, what happened? You ask. Well, about two months ago, this majestic work of art mysteriously disappeared. Rumor has it that it was tossed into the cold waters of Lake Ceresio, as though someone thought throwing it into the lake would somehow erase the entire Bitcoin revolution. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. 💧
If your heart hasn’t been yanked out twice weekly by this crypto circus, are you truly alive? Or merely a spectator?
The reduction, 56,738 shares divested, left the fund with 293,285 remaining. The arithmetic of value: $2.77 million, a sum neither grand nor meager. Yet in the ledger of DuPont’s assets, this was not merely a number but a gesture-a slight lean away from a once-dominant tree in the forest of its portfolio.
Zhao, who allegedly violated the Bank Secrecy Act (whatever that means in the wild west of crypto), served a mere four months after pleading guilty. His sentence was a joke to many, but his pardon? A comedy masterpiece. Meanwhile, Zhao stepped down from the exchange he built, and the crypto world had a collective moment of confusion, mixed with just a pinch of envy. The pardon, we are told, was a significant turning point. David Namdar, CEO of CEA Industries, called it a ‘game-changer,’ but honestly, who wouldn’t? We all want our coins to rise by 3.3%, don’t we?
The Nitty-Gritty:
Apparently, these chaps are partial to Cambodian financial platforms like Huione Group and Huione Pay for laundering their ill-gotten gains. Quite the international operation, eh? 🌍💼
Political theater, it seems, has found a new stage: crypto. CZ, with the solemnity of a man who knows the weight of chains, decried Warren’s “false information” as mere political pantomime, a jest for the masses.