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And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, witnessing an exhilarating spectacle. A price action that whispered sweet nothings of consolidation, leaving traders scratching their heads and clutching their wallets. Did they pause to catch their breath after such a dizzying climb? Or were they just trying to remember where they put their glasses?

Venezuela, which somehow claims to hold the world’s largest oil reserves (a cosmic joke if ever there was one), has seen its energy sector devolve into a post-apocalyptic wasteland of mismanagement, sanctions, and political chaos. Now, Donald Trump is betting that American oil expertise can resurrect it. Because nothing says “reliable partner” like betting your life savings on a nation that’s basically a real-life version of Mad Max with less action and more bureaucracy.

The decision was confirmed by the Dubai Financial Services Authority, which oversees financial regulation within the DIFC. Yes, the DFSA gave it a thumbs up, which apparently counts as a regulation badge of honor.

Alas, poor Cardano (ADA), thou hast fallen by 2.83% in the last 24 hours. A tragedy most foul! 😢

Bitcoin, 🧠gold, and silver moved higher during early Asian trading as the U.S. dollar weakened sharply, following comments by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell that reignited concerns over political pressure on the central bank. 🧠💥

Thanks to Solana’s “program design” (which sounds suspiciously like a fancy way of saying “we did our homework”), it’s supposedly safer for AI than Ethereum’s Virtual Machine. Developers on Solana need to write less code from scratch, according to Mumtaz, who also happens to have 310,000 X followers. Coincidence? I think not.