Cellebrite’s Quiet Rise and Ashford’s $11M Gamble

The acquisition elevated Cellebrite to 3.5% of Ashford’s U.S. equity assets under management, securing its place as the fund’s fifth-largest holding. The top five now read like a ledger of obsessions: GSAT ($51.3M), Ligand ($43.3M), ODD ($34.2M), SNEX ($31.6M), and Cellebrite ($31.5M). Each name, etched into the fund’s portfolio, carried the weight of a decision made in the hush of a room where time moved like syrup and the air tasted of espresso and unresolved futures.

Capital Retreat: Fund Reduces Stake in Energy Firm Amid Dividend Suspension

The arithmetic of decline is stark. Atlas shares now trade at $8.70, a 56% drop from their value one year ago. The S&P 500, meanwhile, has gained nearly 15% in the same period. The company’s third-quarter revenue fell 15% year-over-year to $259.6 million, with adjusted EBITDA plummeting from $71.1 million to $40.2 million. Free cash flow shrank to $22 million, and a $23.7 million net loss emerged where profits once stood. These figures are not mere abstractions; they represent frayed margins in a sector where efficiency determines existence.

Vision One’s Perspicacious Plunge into Tennant: The Dividend Monolith’s Subtle Allure

On the 14th of November, the SEC’s electronic dossier, as meticulous and omniscient as a Nabokovian butterfly collector’s net, revealed that Vision One, with the delicacy of a literary detective, augmented its stake-an act as deliberate as Poe’s raven-by over a hundred thousand shares, elevating its holdings amidst the cryptic ledger of quarterly filings. The wallet’s echo resonated to a hefty $23.21 million, entrapped within nearly 292,000 shares-a number that dances like a rhetorical figure’s shadow in the mind’s eye.

Dividend Hunter’s Delight: A Wodehousian Tale of Retail Resilience

Now, according to the official parchment filed with the SEC on November 14th (a document so thrilling it makes the average novel seem like a tax return), this particular fund now holds 4.12% of its reportable U.S. equity assets in the humble denim purveyor. It’s rather like discovering one’s favorite uncle has taken up competitive yodeling – unexpected, yet oddly charming. The stake’s value of $7.49 million sits comfortably alongside other holdings: NASDAQ-listed NTGR (11.4% of AUM) looks on approvingly, while FOXF (8.5%) and GOGO (7.1%) nod sagely from their perches.

Bitmine’s ETH Hoard: A Treasury Fit for a Tsar! 🤑

Bitmine, that behemoth of crypto hoarding, declared its holdings now total $11.8 billion-a sum that would make even the most hardened proletariat blush. Among its spoils: 3,559,879 ETH (roughly 2.9% of the token’s circulating supply), 192 bitcoin, and a cool $607 million in unencumbered cash. As of Nov. 16, this hoard stands as a monument to the absurdity of wealth accumulation in an age of inequality. 📈🤡

The Alchemy of Hope: A Biotech Fund’s Gambit in the Labyrinth of ALS

In the quiet arithmetic of markets, numbers often sing of human ambition. TCG Crossover’s 6.2 million shares of Amylyx (AMLX +7.94%) now weigh like a poet’s final stanza against the fund’s $2 billion cosmos. This 4.2% stake-a fragile eggshell containing both promise and peril-nestles beside holdings in other celestial bodies: Antares (ABVX), Cogna (CGON), and the watchful owl of Cognition (COGT).

How a $56 Million Bet on Stride Reflects Investor Jealousy and Hope

In the grand theater of finance, the third quarter of 2025 was apparently the act where Divisadero unceremoniously cast this new character, Stride, into their portfolio. For those who like to keep score, they now hold just over 2.4% of this young, ambitious company. It’s a modest slice, but given the $2.29 billion of assets under management, it’s more of a gesture of curiosity than a declaration of war. Still, it’s enough to turn some heads, not least here, with me, an investor by profession and a curious wanderer by habitual impulse.

Stanford’s HeartFlow Gambit: A Dostoevskian Investment

As per the sacred scrolls of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, dated November 4th, 2025, the Board of Trustees did not merely dabble in the market’s labyrinth but plunged headlong into the abyss of HeartFlow. With the precision of a surgeon’s hand, they procured 312,234 shares, each a cipher for the soul’s silent yearning to transcend its mortal confines. The sum, $10.51 million, was not money but a testament to the feverish hope that technology might redeem the body and the spirit alike.

Centessa’s 77% Surge and the Fund’s Bet

The SEC’s clumsy parchment of disclosure reveals TCG’s latest transgression: an acquisition of 245,664 shares of Centessa Pharmaceuticals. The fund’s holdings now swell to 3.1 million shares, valued at $76.1 million at quarter’s end. This transaction, a mere 0.2% of the fund’s $2 billion AUM, is a flicker in the vast, indifferent eye of finance. Yet, within that flicker lies a question: does the fund see salvation in this biotech quixote, or merely another soul to be devoured by the market’s wolves?